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"Dean… Dean! Can you hear me? Say something!"
"Ughhh.. wha…? Sam? Where am I?"
"Wake up Dean, speak to me!"
"Sammy? Yeah, OK, I'm awake! Stop patting my face!"
"Thank goodness, Dean, you had me worried then. What happened? One minute we were discussing the vamp hunt, next minute you faceplanted on the floor."
"I dunno!"
"It looked like you passed out Dean."
"Ok, well, that sucks."
"You didn't get bit did you?"
"No, Sam I didn't get bit. I'm still all in one piece."
"Did you inhale too much dead man's blood then?"
"No, I didn't need to Sam. I inhaled enough toxic fumes when you had that three bean burrito for breakfast this morning."
"Oh haha Dean! Well, you need to see a doctor then. People don't just pass out for no reason."
"Sam, they do when they haven't eaten since last night because you made us go to some douchey vegan diner for breakfast this morning, and the only thing there that looked vaguely edible was the table mat."
"Really? . So, you haven't eaten since last night?"
"No. So I don't need to see any goddamn quack."
"Okay…"
"What I need is a freaking burger!"
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