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Saparata didn’t realize that he had such a gift. He had slippery wet powers. It was an uneventful day for saparata. He arrived home not too long ago after his classes ended and he began doing his homework. He sat in his chair and twirled his pencil between his fingers. Suddenly the pencil slipped out of his hand and dropped to the floor. As he reached for it, he noticed a glistening that wasn’t there before. Huh. That's one slippery slick! Saparata continued his homework like nothing happened.
The next day. It was lunch and saparata decided to take a walk around campus. Near a deserted area, sitting under a tree was Fluixon. Saparata approached the guy, his body was still and eyes were closed. Small breaths could be heard. Saparata crouched next to him and brushed his hair out of his face. You couldn’t see it, but a light shade of pink blushed his face. He smiled and skipped away happily!
Fluixons alarm went off and he instantly shot up and began running. He had to go down a long flight of concrete stairs to get to his class. As he took the first step, he knew something was wrong.
One touch was all Fluixons needed to succumb to saparatas slippery wet powers. He started slipping down the stairs. It was uncontrollable! As he continued to slippily stumble, he ran into something rock solid. He looked up and saw a big white mass. It was saparata! He grabbed fluxion and wrapped his arms around him, protecting him. Fluxion sighed a breath of relief. He was saved from getting a concussion and dying and also being embraced by his long time crush. Until he wasnt. Oh no, saparata wasn’ as big and strong in real life compared to his disillusioned schizophrenia brain generated image of his dreamy saparata. His slippery wet powers activated again too.
Fluixon tumbles on top of Saparata, inevitably crushing him with his not so petite body. Then suddenly, his vision turns black.
He awoke to a room of white and a sterile smell. He groans and tries to sit up.
“Good morning mr Fluixoj! The surgery was a success!”
“What surgery”
“Our surgery”
He looks to his right and saw Saparata. He was missing half his body, replaced with Saparatas also missing. Their bodies are now sewn together. They will be together forever. In flesh and love.
