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On the first day of Christmas Deadpool received a pink glittery box with a unicorn on full of glitter and sparkles. He screamed like a little girl out of joy, and spent the next month filling the world with glitter. Glittering dead bodies, Wolverine's claws, Xavier's head and Captain America's shield was some of his victims.
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In return the mercenary gave Calvin a platypus that he somehow had managed to turn blue. The note said it was called the blue bird of happiness, or Beebee. Beebee was soon happily living in the lab and terrorizing everybody that comes near him. Tony managed, after a couple of months, to convince Calvin that Beebee would be happier in a zoo. Mostly because he was tired of it suddenly attacking his feet after it somehow once again managed to break out of Calvin's lab. Tony was certain that the evil animal somehow had picked up some of Deadpool's habits. So the blue platypus became a resident at the nearest zoo, where it continued to happily cause chaos. Especially when it became a father and his offspring were in all the colors of the rainbow.