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So Much Later That The Old Narrator Got Tired Of Waiting And They Had To Hire A New One
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!! ✨🐰
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it’s really been a while since i last logged into this account omg!!!
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actually i just went and checked and it was right before we left for bv4??? that’s wild!!!! 😱😱😱
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i guess i’ve been really busy lately and that’s why i didn’t notice it’d been so long. to be honest we’ve all been super busy, but that’s good!! it means we’re moving forward, right??
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so anyways here are the highlights ✨
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first of all GUESS WHO OFFICIALLY HAS 6 BOYFRIENDS NOW???? 😜😜😜🤙🤙🤙
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bitches be like jin hyung confessed to me the second we got back home after new zealand… IT’S ME I’M BITCHESASDHAKSDHASKHD 💘💘💘
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i mean i know it’s been a minute since then but HOLY SHIT am i still excited about it!!! basically because i never expected him to confess to me ever like,,,,,,, i thought he saw me as a little brother or something?????? but apparently i was wrong AND I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER OHMYGODALSDJASD
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he did it as soon as we came back, and i mean ASAP cos we were literally stepping into the dorm, all beat after the company’s debrief and what not, suitcases and everything, gay, uncaffeinated, sore as all fuck. then all of a sudden jin hyung goes:
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“JK i think i have something of yours since you rode the swing upside down, probably should give it back now that we’re home” and then i go “huh? what is it?” and then he comes to me and holds my face in his hands and says “ah, just this” AND HE FUCKEN KISSES ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONEAKSDJHNAKSJD
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needless to say my poor soul left my body and i ascended
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i was so awestruck by the kiss that all i come up with was “hyung but i rode the swing alone, how did u take a kiss from me?” ya know, like an idiot 🤦
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it’s a good thing the fact that jin hyung is very very very into me apparently cuz all he did was laughing and say “you blew a flying kiss for me to catch, sweet pea, i’m just giving it back” and then he kissed me again 😍💋💞
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the second time i was caught less off guard tho so i pulled him close by the shirt but then someone said “holy shit what the fuck?” (pretty sure it was hobi) and it startled hyung so he stepped back :(
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they were all around us wearing a variety of expressions: joon and yoongi were open mouthed, hobi’s eyes were so big they practically took up half of his face, jimin and taetae tho… those two were smiling and giggling and clapping! i think i saw jiminie give money to taehyungie hyung for some reason??? they’re just weird idk
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anygays! after that yoongi hyung ordered food and jin took me to his room so we could talk before dinner. then we talked more during dinner and basically, that’s on that… i got myself another boyfriend just like that 😳
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it was a good thing that we got to sort our stuff when we did tho because after the trip work really fucking busy. like extremely busy. like ‘i haven’t even kissed any of my boyfriends in days and we live together’ busy 😔😔😔
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it’s ok.. we know how this life is and whenever one of us feels like we’re growing too apart we’ll talk it out on our gc or have dinner together or movie night. one time we even played board games (tho that was also the time we all ended up more un-kissed cuz we got real competitive lol)
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now that i think about, maybe being busy was the actual reason for joonie and jinnie to be the last of us to tie the polycule knot with each other 🤔🤔🤔
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wbk they like each other since forever, all of us were like omg kiss already! and not only cuz the rest of us already do… as far as i know namjoonie has had a crush on jin hyung since the early days and jinnie was no better, crushing on joon even before he and yoongi were a thing 👀
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i know taetae was trying to make jin hyung confess since he knew about it, and i think jiminie hyung was trying to do the same with joon,,,, but they just wouldn’t yield omg 😩 pining after each others like fools 😩😩😩
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so i kinda sorta maybe asked jinnie hyung to tell me about his feelings for joon while i accidentally called namjoonie on my phone… u know… by accident 😜
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i know it wasn’t my best moment BUT I WAS SO TIRED OF WATCHING THEM PIN AFTER EACH OTHER OH MY GOD
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and it worked!!! couple days later joonie hyung asked jin to meet him at the same coffee shot they used to meet to discuss the rest of us when we were all trainees 🤩
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they came home holding hands and giggling like teenagers, announcing they were gonna try dating when we weren’t so dang busy and see how it went for them (tho im pretty sure they made out in joon’s studio before getting home so 😃)
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that was a little before christmas and since that’s also the hobiversary of the dorm we all collectively decided to let namjin have the holidays together while the rest of us took hobi hyung to dinner and stayed the night in his apartment 😙
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it was a fun night, and after that namjin told us they finally were on a boyfriend basis which honestly was so cool to hear omg it made me so so happy i literally started crying 😭😭😭
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after that we’ve been super super busy with performances and practice and the new comeback. we went to the US and back for new year’s and we actually won another award today!!! 🤩
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all in all, i think we’re okay. more than okay. we have ups and downs but we talk a lot - as we’ve always done. we have our little polycule where some of us are boyfriends and others just fwb and we even have a couple sets of soulmates!! ✨
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what’s important is that we love each other a los, all seven of us. we’re a ot7 dang it!!! (like tae calls us sometimes heh)
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it makes me so happy!! so… safe? i guess? and it makes me even wonder why do i keep talking to the void like this when i have six live-in boyfriends that re also my best friends in the world and that love listening to what i have to say 🤗
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actually, i think i know why i hadn’t come here in so long…….
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i don’t think i need this account anymore 😮 i think… this is the end?
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nah…
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this is definitely a beginning :)
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it was for all of them 🐰💘
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