Batfam messing with the Justice League
Fics where the batfam messes with the Justice League
Things like convincing the JL they aren't human, pranking the JL, or sneaking on to the Watchtower. It doesn't even have to be on purpose
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Batman is so confused, every time he meets with the Justice league they seem to think he's a vampire. And it is a good cover so why not lean into it?
Then he gets kids, who become heroes, and find it hilarious to play along.
He should have just come clean in the beginning...or
Justice league assume Bruce is a vampire due to rumours and he just rolls with it
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Operation: I Am Human by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.
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The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.
Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse
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Legacy by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, Teen Titans - All Media Types
22 Jan 2026
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"I'm hallucinating now," Damian muttered to himself, as the boy stared at him, uncertainly, "Mhm, pretty sure I'm not a hallucination."
"That's what a hallucination would say, Richard," he said, knowing he sounded petulant. Whatever the Galra had given him to keep him quiet, it was stronger than many of the drugs he had become accustomed to during his training with the League of Assassins.
It was only for this reason that he risked falling forward. Fortunately for him, he was promptly grabbed by the boy. It was a strong, solid grip, and definitely not a hallucination.
Damian looked up, meeting eyes that reminded him of a dead man, and the other said, "You confused me with another person. My name is not Richard. It's Lance."
(During his imprisonment on an alien ship, after sacrificing himself to save Earth, Damian meets a boy who reminds him terribly of his dead brother. He can't be who he believes, but the resemblance is striking, and Damian just wants to believe that something left by Dick Grayson still exists.)
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Purposefully Cryptid by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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When you give your kids the opportunity...
They aren't going to ask for permission.
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The continuation where the bat kids play up the idea that Batman and his family are Gotham cryptids. Spending their free time messing with the League in any way they could come up with. And making Bruce's life a living hell.
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Jason gets caught by the JLA.
Of course, he needs someone to bail him out, and Batman is the supreme authority on the Watchtower and his dad so it makes perfect sense to call him. Unfortunately, Batman is still mad about those warehouses he blew up a few weeks ago, and karma is an asshole.
Justice League, meet Brucie Wayne.
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- Part 8 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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A Traitor in the League by renirae
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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After the latest overly long Justice League meeting in the Watchtower, Barry is ready to beam back down to Earth, catch a bite to eat, take a quick patrol, and then finally get home and relax. That plan is derailed, however, when he overhears something; Batman, speaking into a secret comm device, planning on smuggling an obvious supervillain into the Watchtower during his next shift with the help of known crime lord Red Hood.
So that kind of ruins Barry's plans; apparently one of their most trustworthy teammates is a traitor, a traitor in league with at least two villains, a team who together apparently have plans to infiltrate one of the most secure bases on (or rather off) of the earth.
But with the help of the information Barry overheard, the Justice League now have a time and a place to catch this villain and hopefully overthrow Batman's evil plot once and for all... at least, if things to go plan.
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- Part 10 of renirae's Batfamily fanfics!!
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Robin is a “Shapeshifter” by MittoBoy18
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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Jason Todd unwittingly started a tradition that every Robin has carried on… and that is: annoying the Justice League as much as possible.
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“I don’t think we should be taking money from Batman.” -Superman by Hashi_K
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
29 Aug 2025
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Five times where the Justice League thinks Batman is poor and one time he proves otherwise
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Operation: I Am Human by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.
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The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.
Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse
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Jason Todd was having a terrible day.
First, he got arrested by the Justice League.
Second, it was Hal, Oliver, and Barry who arrested him. Not someone cool, like Wonder Woman.
Third, by some terrible turn of events, his siblings decided that breaking him out of the watchtower while Bruce was off-world was the right thing to do.
Now they were all arrested and sitting around waiting for Dad to come back.