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The Magnus Archives/Protocol but they live happily ever after
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“What's it this time? Vampires again, or-” His eyes opened, and he stood face to face with neon green, flowery wallpaper. Gerry blinked. “Well, that's new. Not very well hidden for a hiding spot, huh?”
“Whoever said I wanted to stay hidden?” Gerard startled. The voice was familiar – twisted in a way to make it nigh unrecognisable, but heartachingly familiar even in its spiraling distortion.
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Being dead kind of really sucks a lot. Maybe some company can make it tolerable?
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- Part 1 of be gay, do crime, stay hydrated 2025
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“Beholdinged?” Melanie asked.
“Yeah, you know.” Basira gestured to her eyes and made some spooky hand motions. “With The Eye. Beholdinged.”
“No, I know what you’re talking about, but… it’d be Beholded, wouldn’t it?”
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The thing about Jon was that people didn't tend to like him. It was something he'd always known about himself, and something he'd made peace with, even if it occasionally hurt more than he was willing to admit. But it was alright, it was fine, really. He'd rather just be in his own company, anyways. It was the best option for everyone involved.
So why, then, had he been invited to an office Halloween party? Why was he actually considering going to it? And why did he get so nervous whenever he thought about Martin?
"Because it's important to have cordial relations with coworkers in the workplace," Jon lied to himself.
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A no-fears Halloween AU in which there is lots of friendship, lots of costuming, and just all of my favorite silly little guys.
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Martin realized he liked keeping their relationship a secret. Martin preferred to keep important things close, and Jon had a strong desire to keep his personal and professional lives separate. Jon played up his small irritations, even including some comments on the recordings. And few things were funnier than Tim and Sasha trying to figure out why Jon hated Martin so much.
But Martin is far too in love with Jon for his own good, and he should've expected that one day, he wouldn't hide his smile at Jon's antics fast enough.
It's the beginning of the end, really.
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A Fool with a Fondness by magnetarmadda for probsnothawkeye
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Apr 2023
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But then, as Martin is leaving, Jon finds himself standing up, flowers in hand, and following Martin to the door. Before he knows what’s happening, Jon says, “Martin, wait,” and then is throwing the bouquet of miniature roses, gardenias, carnations, and daisies in a blur of pink, yellow, and white at Martin, before promptly realizing how strange and unprofessional this is and rapidly closing (and locking) his office door.
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Jon's plans to confess his feelings go a bit awry
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- Part 4 of Jmart Week 2023