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“So do you have a name?”
“Yeah.” The man who had saved his life less than an hour ago – the white-haired, absurdly buff, weirdly sexy man Jaskier might have called taciturn if he was feeling charitable and surly if he was feeling less so – dug into his second burger.
Jaskier waited. “Are… you going to tell me what it is?”
The man paused mid-bite, and looked at him reproachfully as if to say how dare you. How dare you interrupt me. Can’t you see I’m enjoying my cheeseburger. Can’t you see this cheeseburger is the most important thing in my life right at the moment. He swallowed, and said, “Geralt.”
It turns out almost getting eaten by a werewolf can make your whole life go careening off in a new, terrifying, wondrous, artistically flourishing direction. Who knew?
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Put Yourself in My Skin by Lovers_Reason
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Sep 2021
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"Hey, hey, relax. Look, it's totally normal to like how the needle feels, lots of people do. Even erections are pretty common. I've never had this happen before, but it makes perfect sense. Please just relax."
"I- I can't-"
Jaskier bit his lip. "Look, I can- I can take care of you, after. Purely in a professional capacity. I need you to relax, I can't work when you're hyperventilating. Please just stop fighting it. I won't let you drop, I promise."
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Ciri wants a tattoo, so she drags her father to a young, up-and-coming artist. When he sees Jaskier's work, Geralt can't help but want one too. -
time on my hands could be time spent with you by elegantwings
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Jun 2020
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Yennefer laughs long and hard. “Darling, if Jaskier and I lived together for more than a week, they’d find our corpses clinging to the same scarf.” Geralt agrees with her but says nothing. “I think he should stay with you.”
“Yenn,” he growls.
“Oh come on, Geralt,” she sighs, “You can’t stay mad at him forever. And he needs somewhere to stay, you know he hasn’t lived anywhere long enough to even have an apartment in years. He gets on well with Ciri, and it’s just for two weeks. What’s the harm?”
The harm is, of course, that he hadn’t even apologized yet for that damn video. “Fine,” he says, instead of admitting it. “But I’m kicking him out if he pisses me off.”
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When the stay-at-home order starts, Jaskier needs a place to stay, and Geralt just so happens to have a guest bedroom, and he gets along with Ciri, and there's no logical reason to turn him away. So Geralt swallows his pride, and pretends that everything is fine, and that Jaskier doesn't keep openly mocking him with each song he releases. Two weeks will pass in no time, and they probably won't even see each other. Probably.
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Spun Out by EyesUpMarksman
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
15 Mar 2021
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Jaskier has been a professional figure skater for years, and he knows when to get to the rink early to get the good, unblemished ice. As he trains for his upcoming competition, he begrudgingly has to cross paths with the local college's hockey team.
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Modern!AU with Figure Skater Jaskier and Hockey Player Geralt
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Rewards by EyesUpMarksman
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
25 Mar 2021
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Jaskier is to be a viscount; a title saddled on to his shoulders the moment he was born, and a title he would rather slip away from entirely.
When his father hires a Witcher to deal with a problem his tenants have been having with monsters, Jaskier sees his opportunity to leave the noble life behind for a much more interesting life; one of death and destiny, heroics and heartbreak.