this was so fucking funny omg i was snorting throughout, this was such a RIOT. i feel like i could totally buy the idea of luca being in the fandom trenches and making it into the big leagues. idk why this reminded me of those celebrities who get reminded of their pasts like i forgot which actor/actress mentioned they wrote 1D fic and another made edits or smth LOL. this was so good!!
i've so many favorite lines but the winner(s) for me might be:
WE WERE NOT IN THE HOLLANOV TRENCHES JUST FOR YOU GUYS TO BE SHIPPING ILYA WITH LUCA
ok grandma lets get you to bed
GOD FORBID A GIRL ENJOY A BIT OF AGE GAP!!!!
and david asking what is tumblr omg 😭😭😭 the flight/fight response it triggered 😭
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