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How Derek Got His Groove Back by WhoNatural for notenoughgatorade
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Jun 2014
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Cora kicks him under the table. “Do you have the hots for the baby lawyer?” she hisses urgently, and Derek blinks at her, feeling his face heat.
“Don’t be ridiculous. He’s young enough to be my--”
“Younger brother,” she cuts in, and shakes her head. “Age difference excuses do not fly with me. Are you gonna ask him out? Derek, you need to do something about that.”
“About what?” he says, frowning, watching as Stiles sits down at a table with a group of older, lawyer-types.
“The fact that you’re both about one drink away from sex in some janitor’s closet.”
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- Part 1 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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Five Times Derek Failed To Tell Stiles How He Feels (+1 Time Stiles Knew Anyway) by WhoNatural
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 May 2014
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Stiles grins, impish and proud, and scrabbles at another piece of his notebook. Derek is determined to ignore it - he really is, but Stiles’ legs are longer than they might seem and his reach includes the front leg of Derek’s chair.
He sighs, put-upon, and unfolds the note,
Wanna go steady w/ me? Y[ ] or Y[ ]
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- Part 2 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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Wherein Derek and Beacon Hills' newest deputy have a history.
"I wanna set Derek up with someone," Stiles announces, and Scott’s character gets blown up by a rocket launcher. He pauses the game and turns to look at Stiles like he’s truly crazy - like out of everything that’s happened over the last six months, this is the weirdest thing he’s ever said. Isaac looks up from Melissa’s magazine and frowns. "What?"
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- Part 3 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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Derek is only too aware of his destiny - choose a calling, ascend to the pantheon of gods that the rest of his family is a part of. Trouble is, though, he can't seem to decide where to focus his strengths, shies away from the power and responsibility thrust upon him and prefers to escape and to watch the progress of humanity throughout time. He feels a bigger affinity with the humans than with his own kind, and revels in watching the fragile, mortal creatures he loves so much embody all the traits he holds dear. It's a passing hobby, that is, until he catches a glimpse of someone who demands his attention like no other.
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- Part 4 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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"Look, I get that we were fucking around, and it was cool, and then I had to go ruin the fun by getting hurt. So uh, don’t feel like you owe me anything, or that you have to like, take care of me or whatever, because you’re not my boyfriend, and you don’t have to. I don’t expect anything from you, okay?"
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- Part 5 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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It’s actually pretty cool that Derek came back to school after a summer eating spinach and lifting small trains or whatever to become a guardian angel to the easy targets of BHHS.
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- Part 6 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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"Dude, Cora just threatened my dangly-bits. What the fuck?" he says, taking a long draught of his beer. "And she started talking about something I did in eleventh grade that I have no id-“
The words die on his lips as he looks across the room, and there, sitting on the edge of an armchair with a relaxed smile on his face, in a well-fitted henley and jeans, is Imaginary L’Oreal Boyfriend. Or, Derek Hale.
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- Part 7 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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dep·u·tize
verb
temporarily act or speak as a deputy.
synonyms: stand in for, sit in for, fill in for, cover for, substitute for, replace”"He’s too old for you," Derek grunts, and, shit - Stiles looks indignant.
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- Part 8 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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"So his face sells records, is what you’re saying," she says, and yeah, he’s been talking about the jerkwad for most of his lunch break, but that’s no reason for her to get that glint in her eye. “You must think it’s a pretty marketable face, if it can make someone’s debut album go triple-platinum in the span of two months.”
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- Part 9 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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I Know Who I Want To Take Me Home by WhoNatural for InsaneBlueGenius
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Mar 2015
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Prompt: "I was digging in my garden and I found your time capsule with a bunch of weird stuff in it, sorry I went through it" AU
(That's not exactly what happens, but kind of.)
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- Part 10 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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It's A Wonderful Life AU in which Derek Hale tries to make a deal with some witches and Stiles is a Converse-wearing angel determined to stop him.
Unfinished drabble from the archives.
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- Part 11 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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This ain't that kind of movie, Bro by WhoNatural
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Kingsman (Movies)
14 Jun 2022
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“You seem to know plenty about me,” Stiles retorted, narrowing his eyes. “What is this, the Stop Being A Fuck-Up lecture? I’ve heard it enough. I do stupid shit sometimes. I don’t think. It’s not like I can stop.”
“The opposite, actually,” Mr Hale replied. He set down his Guinness and played with a cufflink. It was so effortlessly suave that Stiles licked his lips and leaned away. So he’d always had a James Bond kink, sue him.
Kingsman AU originally posted to Tumblr (I think?)
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- Part 12 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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It's A Miracle I Didn't End Up A Stripper by WhoNatural
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Modern Family (TV)
14 Jun 2022
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“Take my pants off.”
“Come over here, then,” he retorts, sending him a seductive grin. Stiles actually takes a step forward before remembering he has a point to prove.
Damn him.
“Not my pants as in my pants on me,” he huffs, gesturing to his lower half. “My pants on you!”
Modern Family AU originally posted to Tumblr
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- Part 13 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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The Werewolf Assimilation Representative (Or, Derek the Fairy-God-Wolf) by WhoNatural
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Apr 2024
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In which Scott is assigned a fairy-god-wolf who turns out to be a 6ft grump on community service. Stiles is just being his normal encouraging self, okay?
Wait,” Stiles says, holding up his hand. “You just.. Scott calls for help and you, what, just, like, show up?”
Derek ignores Stiles in favor of turning to Scott. “Since your registration, you’ve been placed on the Packless Bitten Wolves Support Network. You have assistance when you need it.”
“Sounds like you’re his fairy god-wolf to me,” Stiles scoffs. His eyes widen. “Wait, that’s exactly what you are!”He leans past Derek’s massive shoulder and points. “Dude! He’s got fairy-wings on the back of his t-shirt!”
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- Part 14 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic