Innocuous Juxtapositions Outside of Time and Space

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• Innocuous by flamethrower

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Other, F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  05 Aug 2019

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Heavenly Host - Character
  • Demonic Hordes
  • Possibly ducks
  • Michael
  • Gabriel
  • Sandalphon
  • Uriel
  • Adam Young
  • Anathema Device
  • Newton Pulsifer
  • Agnes Nutter
  • Saraquel
  • Raguel
  • God
  • The Metatron
  • Raphael
  • Beelzebub
  • Dagon
  • Hastur
  • Queerplatonic Relationships
  • biblical scripture
  • biblical history
  • regular history
  • Mischief
  • Miracles
  • Showers
  • potential pining
  • tonnes of guilt
  • like an entire Ark's worth of guilt
  • the Library of Alexandria deserved better
  • PTSD
  • Magic
  • problem solving as performed by ineffable idiots
  • Gaslighting
  • ineffable husbands
  • Queer Relationships
  • gender is meaningless
  • Platonic Love
  • Nonbinary Character
  • nonbinary POV
  • GFY
  • Don't copy to another site

  Summary

  Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.

  Heaven, why him?

  
  (Fan Cover Art by my own Eldest Podling.)

  Author's Notes: This story can be read as a Standalone, OR as part of the series (located on Squidge). Innocuous came first, and nothing changes what it is--a lovenote to footnotes an excellent GO story.

  The footnotes work if the story is read chapter by chapter, the footnotes map properly, but not as Entire Work.
   

  BIG NOTE: I'm moving most of my content to Squidgeworld. My pseud is flamethrower; you can download PDFs, ePubs, & Mobi files on Squidge for easy reading just like you can on AO3.

  I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Innocuous Juxtapositions Outside of Time and Space

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  125,875

  Chapters:

  19/19

  Comments:

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