there is no death (there is a wedding)
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there is no death (there is a wedding) by virdant
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Jul 2020
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Obi-Wan Kenobi gets married to the Mand'alor's ghost during his time in the Mandalore system.
This is a little more complicated than it needs to be, given that Jango Fett is not dead.
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“Well.” Obi-Wan was not apprenticed to one of the best negotiators in the Order for nothing. “There is no death, there is the Force,” he recited. “So, I didn’t marry Jango Fett’s ghost, I married the Force. And as Jedi, our commitment is to the Force…”
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- Part 1 of there is no death (there is a wedding)
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there is no ignorance (there is a family reunion) by virdant
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Aug 2020
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Anakin is sent to Kamino to meet up with Obi-Wan, only to realize that some long-held assumptions of his are false.
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“You told me you were married to the Force!” Anakin shouts.
“Really,” Obi-Wan says, in the same calm tones he used when he was first explaining to Anakin that no, he was not interested in going out with anybody, he was married, you see, to the Force. “I didn’t know that Jango was alive when I got married, and you know that all beings rejoin the Force when we die, so I really did believe that I was married to the Force.”
“I thought it was a metaphor! Like you were really into being a Jedi!”
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a sequel? inter-connected one-shot? thing related to there is no death (there is a wedding)
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- Part 2 of there is no death (there is a wedding)
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there is no passion (there is a negotiation) by virdant
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
09 Oct 2020
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Jango thought that the Negotiation would be something like this.
Obi-Wan would say that he didn’t want the clones to be an army. Jango would say that a job is a job, and that he couldn’t take that back now. The lawyer would hem and haw and eventually help them come to some sort of conclusion, and then Jango would take Obi-Wan back to their rooms for a private discussion.
Instead, the lawyer says: “It appears that during your legal separation, you have signed your rights to your children away.”
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Jango meets a lawyer and some guests. Things go about as well as they could.
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- Part 3 of there is no death (there is a wedding)
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Dear Qui-Gon: Or, Dooku Exchanges Letters With His Former Padawan by virdant
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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In which letters are exchanged between a grandmaster and a master that are not passive aggressive in any way.
[an interlude]
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- Part 4 of there is no death (there is a wedding)
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there is no emotion (there is a parenting lesson) by virdant
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
12 Jan 2021
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“Jango,” Obi-Wan said, “We need to talk.”
A shiver ran up Jango’s spine. The last time Obi-Wan said they needed to talk, Jango ended up with a million clones of himself signed into his and Obi-Wan’s joint custody. Obi-Wan, for all of his mild demeanor, has a way of convincing Jango.
Jango was well and truly fucked, so he might as well—
“Right,” Jango attempted, “Bedroom?”
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Obi-Wan and Jango have a Discussion about their children.
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- Part 5 of there is no death (there is a wedding)