Smutty Dramione Rom-Coms
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Hermione has everything figured out. Sex is like food. Club nights are far too expensive. And men belong in the category of 'things that are more faff than they're worth'. You know, like hair straightening charms, lingerie, and mathematical integration.
This is a story about food and sex, though not at the same time.
Winner of best fluff, best smut, and runner-up for best use of prompt in the Dramione Fanfiction Forum's 2020 'Sounds Like Dramione' comp.Series
- Part 1 of Smutty Dramione Rom-Coms
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There were three things that Hermione Granger was aware of when she woke up on the morning of the most talked-about wizarding wedding of the century. One: Her head was throbbing so hard that she could barely think. Two: There was a bright pink wedding dress in her arms, and it definitely hadn’t been that colour yesterday. Three: She was the worst bridesmaid ever.
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- Part 2 of Smutty Dramione Rom-Coms
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The Malfoy Guide to Love and Dating by CharliPetidei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2021
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Blind dating is probably the worst decision Hermione Granger has made since, well... ever.
But at least after eighteen months without so much as a well timed 'I'll see you around' from a member of the opposite sex, it can't get any worse, right?
Oh wait. It can.
Enter Draco Malfoy, stage left.
Winner of Fan Favourite, Best Romance, Best Characterisation, Best Platonic Relationship, and Runner-Up for Best Moment in DFR's Meet Ugly comp 2021.Series
- Part 3 of Smutty Dramione Rom-Coms
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“Granger!” Draco shouted. “Granger, help-!”
And without stopping to think she was racing over, fearing the worst, heart pounding, kicking boxes and fabric out of the way until-
“It’s going to explode!” he cried, and shoved a buzzing object point-first at her with an expression of helpless panic.
The sheer ridiculousness of the situation hit her all at once. And she burst into giggles as the item vibrated merrily in his palm.
“Draco,” she snorted, “that’s a rabbit.”Series
- Part 4 of Smutty Dramione Rom-Coms
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Hermione Granger likes to believe that she's usually one step - or at least one chapter - ahead of her peers.
But lately, more and more of her classmates have been spending their time on something that can't be learned from a book - at least, not the ones available in the Hogwarts library.
Despite the lack of reading material, Hermione doesn't plan on being left behind. She may just have to find more practical study methods... And a partner...Series
- Part 5 of Smutty Dramione Rom-Coms