HAIRBALLER
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Captain Kirk is kind of like a cat, if by that you mean 'shameless bed hog'. This wasn't something Spock had intended to find out.
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- Part 1 of HAIRBALLER
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The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.
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- Part 1 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
- Part 2 of HAIRBALLER
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Chris gets Spock because Phil says it's get a pet or he calls Una, and Chris swore up and down to her that he would be fine, he was almost done with PT, it was her last tour, and he was doing great with the cane. He hadn't expected how quiet it would be, is all.
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- Part 2 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
- Part 3 of HAIRBALLER
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Kink meme fill (..ish) Erik has a cat named Charles. "Lonely businessperson Erik gets a cat for company (willingly or someone well-meaning dumps it on him, up to you). Its name is Charles and sometimes he swears it can read his mind."
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- Part 5 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
- Part 4 of HAIRBALLER
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One of many lots prompt fics to qualify for Remix ahahaha orz - prompt by Reisha "Gladstone is a cat."
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- Part 5 of HAIRBALLER
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0400: Captain's alarm began to play his reveille.
0405: Captain's alarm began to play his reveille.
0410: Became tired of captain's alarm playing reveille. Poked paw into Captain's mouth.
0411: Successful in waking Captain.Series
- Part 5 of It was late, and Meg was very tired
- Part 4 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
- Part 1 of Fat Bill
- Part 6 of HAIRBALLER
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logistical variables in caretaking of immature felines: a case study by lazulisong for afrikate
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
07 Jul 2012
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"It's a kitten isn't it," said Tony, staring from a safe distance. "It's multiple infant cats!"
"Tony, your powers of observation continually amaze me," said Bruce.
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- Part 4 of It was late, and Meg was very tired
- Part 7 of HAIRBALLER
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Prompt from leupagus: Steve as a cat.
Shhh, just go with it.
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- Part 3 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
- Part 3 of It was late, and Meg was very tired
- Part 8 of HAIRBALLER
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Like, okay, for once freaky stuff was happening and it wasn't directly Stiles' or Derek's fault.
Peter, on the other hand, has some serious groveling to do.
Also, cats really hate werewolves.
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- Part 8 of It was late, and Meg was very tired
- Part 2 of cotton candy bingo
- Part 9 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 1 of cats vs werewolves
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So, no. This round of regen -- this injury -- won't kill Jim. That was a privilege Leonard saved for himself.
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- Part 2 of Fat Bill
- Part 6 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
- Part 10 of HAIRBALLER
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"If I starve to death, my dad's gonna be pissed off," he tells the ceiling. "Wait, what am I talking about, if I starve to death, so do the cats. Do you hear that, cats? I can't feed you unless you assholes get up."
"Really?" says Boyd wistfully.
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- Part 11 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 2 of cats vs werewolves
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the spirit of giving by lazulisong
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Dec 2012
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Gift giving, his father said, looking shifty, was nearly logical; it built obligation and showed due appreciation for previous favors. In that spirit, Sarek had prepared a small gift for both his wife and his son. Because it was traditional on his wife's planet, after all.
"Never mind, darling," said Amanda to Spock, privately, "it makes him feel better."
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- Part 3 of Fat Bill
- Part 12 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 7 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
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"We could ask Peter," says Stiles reluctantly.
"Peter told Erica the Solstice Queen appeared at sunrise on a white wolf and left presents," says Lydia. "And he told Boyd that if he didn't go to church for the midnight service the Christ Child wasn't going to leave him anything."
"I guess the two aren't mutually exclusive," says Stiles.
"He told Isaac that Santa only drank Portland microbrews," says Lydia.
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- Part 3 of cats vs werewolves
- Part 13 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 1 of Twelve Days 2012
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“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” -Mark Twain
"John doesn't obey me, Detective, " says Harold. "He sometimes agrees with me, however."Series
- Part 14 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 8 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
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re: re: re: re: bad ideas you and clint barton have had by lazulisong for coinin
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Hawkguy - Fandom
19 May 2014
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You live with your best friend Steve in a giant tower in New York with seven or eight other crazy people and a cat named Cat and three robots and a voice that comes from the walls.
You're doing better now.
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- Part 5 of re: re: re: re: blond joke
- Part 15 of HAIRBALLER
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i'm going there no more to roam by lazulisong for regonym
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
02 Aug 2014
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Neighbor Cat was sitting at their doorstep, thoughtfully washing his snowy paw. He lifted his head when he saw Steve, and sniffed the air before he came up to Steve and began to twine affectionately around his ankles, purring and meowing all at once, interspersed with with hopeful chirrups. Steve supposed Sam wouldn't miss a little of the chicken. He sat down on the stoop and Neighbor Cat rubbed his head hopefully against Steve's knee.
When he opened up the foil package, Neighbor Cat darted close, and in defiance of his usual perfect manners, snatched up the chicken and bolted for the fence, scaling it in two bounds, and disappeared into the gully like a shot.
"What the hell?" said Steve, staring after him.
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- Part 16 of HAIRBALLER
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tag ur porn by lazulisong for rageprufrock
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Aug 2014
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The screen blipped and the person reappeared, now clutching a large Ragdoll cat who was purring even as the human muffled another scream in it's fur. "Omigod. Omigod. I'm calm. I'm calm. GUYS. So you remember how I said I hoped you'd send in reaction vids to the hairstyle tutorials? I think Captain America just sent me one, oh my fucking God." They squeezed the cat tightly enough that it let out a mildly protesting squeak. "OH GOD, Roadkill, I'm so sorry, Mommy's so excited right now." They let go of the cat and it sort of flowed into a puddle between them and the camera. "Okay. Okay. Roll video."
Sam paused the video long enough to break out the ginger ale and vodka.
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- Part 11 of It was late, and Meg was very tired
- Part 17 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 1 of sam deserves better than these assholes
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AMERICA moon : handsome patriotic soldier of justice by lazulisong for verity
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Aug 2014
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The adventures of Steve Rogers, AMERICA moon, and a pretty effective argument against Meg drinking ever again.
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- Part 9 of you gotta have hobbies, I guess
- Part 18 of HAIRBALLER
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a deep cloud of heavenly scent by lazulisong for Tammaiya
Fandoms: 琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV)
11 Sep 2016
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Mei Changsu isn't feeling ill. He isn't. He's just tired. And wants his husband.
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- Part 19 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 2 of always, forever
- Part 2 of nirvana in fire
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PHICHIT: is something going on
PHICHIT: something better not be going on
YOU: what could possibly be going on for you to worry about?
PHICHIT: what have you done to my son, victor aleksandrovich nikiforov
PHICHIT: ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME
YOU: [ ✓ seen 9:00AM ]Series
- Part 6 of yuri!!! on ice
- Part 20 of HAIRBALLER