Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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It's not illegal if you don't get caught by limeta
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 Aug 2022
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An automail mechanic, a businesswoman, and a conductor do a job.
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Pinako Rockbell and Madame Christmas are long term business associates. They've got a shipment coming in from across Aerugo's border that they need transported from Resembool to Central City. Their transport guy gets arrested. So, now they're looking for someone who's never going to be suspected. In comes Zlata Kis, a music conductor in the Central City Philharmonic orchestra.
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- Part 1 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Each region of Amestris is plagued by a monster, interwoven through folktales and songs passed down from parent to child from child to child. But they're all tales, of course. They can't be real. They're only as real as the people give them meaning.
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- Part 2 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Maes Hughes wasn't a difficult man to understand. At least he thought so. It really wasn't his fault that he befriended the most unhinged individuals. For some reason they just liked him.
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People are worried about this regular guy who's friends with the Flame Alchemist, the Hawk's Eye, and the Crimson Lotus Alchemist. He looks like he needs some help.Series
- Part 3 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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There's a heat wave in Ishval.
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- Part 4 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Being an alcoholic is surely not impacting my life in a negative way by limeta
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
09 Apr 2022
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Maes Hughes had an alcohol problem after returning from Ishval. It really was a sad day, indeed, when he realised all of his friends in Central had ditched him. Except for Kimblee.
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- Part 5 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Gracia Hughes is a mild-mannered and polite young woman with a caring husband and a beautiful little girl.
Gracia Veber is a temperamental and rude young woman with a mediocre boyfriend and a tendency to get into fights with her parents.or:
Central City is a very difficult place for anyone outside of it to prosper in. It is a closed off environment where everybody knows everybody's business. Aka lore building for Amestris. Even some folktales along the way with the homunculi.Series
- Part 6 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Riza Hawkeye hated these benefactor nights. Kimblee, too, wasn't a fan. They leave early and stroll through Central City.
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- Part 7 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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What Happens in Fort Briggs stays in Fort Briggs by limeta
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
16 May 2022
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Changing the location of the Central City's troops yearly military training from West City to Fort Briggs had to be the most sadistic thing the higher echelon of the military had ever done to him, Solf J. Kimblee thought. Maes Hughes, on the other hand, just wanted to survive their trip up north without any casualties.
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Kimblee complains about the cold so much he manages to fuck Miles to keep warm. Maes is scandalized.Series
- Part 8 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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The Crimson Lotus Alchemist's Master Class on Surviving the Yearly Psychological Evaluation by limeta
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
24 Oct 2024
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The yearly psychological evaluation is soon upon the Amestrian soldiers and there's only one man skilled enough to teach them how to get through it: Solf J. Kimblee.
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- Part 9 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Edward Elric has a meltdown. Kimblee helps him through it.
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Edward is overwhelmed by having to participate in a parade during a heatwave. Kimblee wants ice cream. They skip the parade. Fuck the police.Series
- Part 10 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Who let this twelve year old in the military? by limeta
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
07 Apr 2022
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Edward Elric braids Kimblee's and Riza Hawkeye's hair together. Or just, you know, is a menace.
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- Part 11 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Love Day ? More like Hate Day by limeta
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
15 Feb 2025
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Riza Hawkeye's disdain for Love Day was legendary.
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- Part 12 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Maes Hughes tells Edward Elric about his Academy days.
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How the Central City Military Academy couldn't spell Kimblee's name right. Not even once.Series
- Part 13 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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5 moments in which everyone around Riza and Solf are victimized by their fucked up relationship + 1 time they just vibing
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- Part 14 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Instead of Roy Mustang, it is Solf J. Kimblee that goes to Resembool and discovers the Elric brothers. This, he claims, is the worst thing that has ever happened to him. After returning the philosopher's stone, that is.
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Maes Hughes saves Solf J. Kimblee's life in Ishval and thus creates a major ripple effect in the plans of the homunculi.Series
- Part 15 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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Our ancestors didn't die for this by limeta
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
12 Oct 2022
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A tragedy in three acts.
The year is 2022 and it’s 107 years since the Promised Day happened. Professor L. B. Edward assigns a group project on the early 20th century of Amestris. To help the other students in their class, they put the worst students in one group together. "I hope they actually do the work instead of ripping a presentation off of the internet."
*Cut to a student ripping a presentation off of the internet*
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- Part 16 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU
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The death of pacing itself ft. the removal and execution of darlings (specifically in the Metallic Crimsonverse) by limeta
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
10 Mar 2025
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I have a Kimblee Never Went to Prison AU called Metallic Crimson. It's 2025 I need to wrangle the pacing. Everything I'm cutting is going here.
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- Part 17 of Kimblee Never Went To Prison AU