Pick Your Poison
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Beer by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics)
21 May 2022
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“Dick’s fine. We’re fine. We’re just…kind of tipsy? Maybe a little drunk. It’s hard to tell.”
Bruce would be less alarmed if Wally told him Dick had replaced his left hand with a meat hook. “What.”
“You’re mad, aren’t you? You’re totally mad. Oh man, he told me you’d be mad. Y’know, not to be a snitch, but it was all Dick’s idea and he’s the one who even bought the beer and—did you know I get straight As? Being a first offender should get me some kinda…kinda leniency, right?”
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- Part 1 of Pick Your Poison
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Whiskey by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
20 Apr 2022
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Tonight Bruce is awoken by his phone ringing on his nightstand. He’s awake and upright in seconds at the familiar tone. It’s the emergency cell phone he keeps on his person at all times, fully charged and the ringer always on in case he’s needed. Only his family has the number.
Bruce doesn’t give it the chance to ring twice. “Hello?”
“Do you hate me?”
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- Part 2 of Pick Your Poison
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Rum by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
23 Oct 2022
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Bruce’s first instinct is to check for open wounds. Then he makes sure that Tim is breathing and that he was not correct in his mistaking Tim for a corpse. He seems fine, relatively speaking. The bowl of ice cream and expensive bottle of rum on the countertop evoke many questions.
Bruce shakes Tim’s shoulder. “Tim?” Tim makes a sound that is not quite a word, so much as several vowels carelessly strung together. “Son? Are you alive?”
Tim groans, not lifting his head. “No.”
Bruce eyes the bottle of rum. It’s several ounces short. “Either my calendar is a day off, or yours is.”
Series
- Part 23 of Whumptober 2022: Stabby Stabby
- Part 3 of Pick Your Poison
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Tequila by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman and the Signal (Comics)
23 Feb 2023
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Bruce steps into Duke’s path, blocking him from venturing further into the house. It takes a moment for Duke to register the new obstacle before him. His mouth drags into a lopsided grin. “Bruce! Wha’s—wassup? How’s your night goin’?”
“You’re drunk," Bruce accuses.
“Me? No way. No way. I would never do that.” Duke hiccups. “Totally sober.”
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- Part 4 of Pick Your Poison