I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
Series Metadata
- Creators:
- allamosaurus, farmwitch, glyphs02, isto4u, missdeviant, NellieSayzBork, OrionsBracelet, planttaxonomy, roo_writes, roo_writes_HS (roo_writes), shootingforthestars, swise, tinyarmedtrex, TruhamHiggsSportsDay
- Series Begun:
- 2023-02-20
- Series Updated:
- 2023-04-16
- Description:
Nick and Charlie are a story that was written in the stars, destined in every universe. Destined to find each other. To fall in love. To cherish and support and adore one another every day of every lifetime, as long as they both may live.
In every universe.
They're also apparently destined to fuck inside the American fast-casual affordably priced Tex-Mex dining chain, Chili's.
Which Chili's, you wonder?
Why, ALL OF THEM.
[A project from the writers of the HSO25 server. May god have mercy on our souls. … Or not, honestly that's probably fair.]
- Notes:
Series Summary written by OrionsBracelet
Art in Summary memed by FarmWitch just because the conversation needed to get even sillier
- Stats:
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- Words:
- 62,216
- Works:
- 21
- Complete:
- No
- Bookmarks:
- 36
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Monterey Chicken (store 95, Santa Clara CA, 2014) by swise
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
20 Feb 2023
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They fuck in a Chili’s. That’s it, the whole premise. Because me and my friends are weird, that’s why. 🥰
This one is for OrionsBracelet who let me take the Kilt!Boys from her gift fic (How Sweet the Sound) a little further. Charlie has just graduated with his Bachelor’s degree and they’re celebrating with a summer road trip.
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- Part 1 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Awesome Blossom (Store #159, Orlando International Airport, 2007) by planttaxonomy
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
20 Feb 2023
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Haggard 30-something marketing manager Charlie Spring is heading home from a business trip. Bisexual disaster Nick Nelson works in the airport Chili's. Charlie's flight gets delayed. Something draws him away from Auntie Anne's and into the world's most mediocre fast-casual dining establishment chain...and it's not the steak fajitas.
A tale as old as time, in any universe, told from the point of view of the other waitress working that day.
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- Part 2 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Old-timer, the original burger (Store #1063, Columbus, OH, 2025) by roo_writes_HS (roo_writes)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
21 Feb 2023
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In any universe.
At every Chilis.
At any ageRetired widower Charlie Spring has routines and habits. He leads a quiet, fulfilling life involving books, documentaries, and his cat. And he does not like change. One thing that he is absolutely sure of is that he is not looking to date. Regardless of how distracted he may be by his new neighbor's arms...
A continuation of the general silliness that is Nick and Charlie and their Chili's restaurant escapades, explored across multiple universes.
If you haven't yet, subscribe to the series as additional stories will be added by other authors.
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- Part 3 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Big Mouth Crispy Chicken Sandwich (Store 519, Toronto, 2022) by allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic)
21 Feb 2023
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Canadian Nick and Charlie visit a Chili's ghost kitchen. They fuck. That's the basic premise for the whole series, I don't know what else to tell you.
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- Part 4 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Fried Mozzarella (Store #1528, Baltimore, MD, 2023) by TruhamHiggsSportsDay
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
22 Feb 2023
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Nick is a sucker for a good deal. And for mozzarella sticks.
But sir, this is a Chili's. Things are not always what they seem.
(Yep. It's yet another one of those "Nick and Charlie fuck in a Chili's" things from yet another HSO25 Discord muppet. Nope. I cannot fully explain it either.)
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- Part 5 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
- Part 2 of WNMCverse
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Texas Cheese Fries - Full (store #628, SRQ-Sarasota Bradenton International Airport, 2023) by shootingforthestars
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
23 Feb 2023
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i couldn't.....not.....join the chili's fic parade?
less explicit smut than some, more internal rage at Ron DeSantis.it was fun to write my first fic from darcy's perspective, and be just as meddling as i goddamn want to be.
(next chili's fic coming from the perspective of the universe; that should be a trip.)
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- Part 6 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Muy Mucho (Store #22, Cleveland, Ohio, 1979) by shootingforthestars
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
24 Feb 2023
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I don’t want to give a summary because that will kind of give away the whole plot? But suffice it to say that Nick and Charlie are out of this world. To everyone’s benefit.
Also….it’s different. I took it in another direction. Sorry? You have been warned.
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- Part 7 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Terlingua Chili (Store #424, Olathe, KS, 2018) by glyphs02
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
25 Feb 2023
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Former Weekend Update City Correspondent, Stefon, has left NYC and now hitches rides across the country and uploads restaurant reviews to YouTube. He is Restaurant Correspondent Stefon now. He finds himself in Olathe, KS, one afternoon at the same time as some recognizable friends are enjoying some booth hanky-panky…
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- Part 8 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Dip Trio (Store #99, Bloomington, IL, 2022) by missdeviant
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
26 Feb 2023
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My name is Tao Xu. I was born in 2005 but everyone tells me that I should have been born in 1980, because my taste in movies is 25 years older than I am.
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Another life. Another universe. Another Chili's story.
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(Set soon after the Nick and Charlie novella, spoilers for the book)
Trigger warning: a movie scene depicting a suicide attempt is described
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- Part 9 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Mix & Match Fajitas (Store #603, Paris, TX, 2023) by missdeviant, roo_writes_HS (roo_writes)
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
26 Feb 2023
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In any universe.
In every Chili’s.
By every species.An adorable raccoon pair moves in behind the local Chili’s. Their mammal version of love and affection becomes an immediate viral hit when the Chili’s employees (affectionately known as the Paris squad on their group text) set up a YouTube channel.
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- Part 10 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Frosty Chocolate Shake (Store #763, Coralville, IA, 2009) by planttaxonomy
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
27 Feb 2023
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April 27, 2009 outside of Iowa City. Nick (age 75) and Charlie (age 74) swing by their local Chili's on their way home from the courthouse.
It's another one of those super sappy Chili's fics that is drenched in queer history.
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- Part 11 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Skillet Chocolate Chip Cookie (store 678, Atlanta GA, 2023) by swise
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Chili's Grill and Bar
01 Mar 2023
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Here, Nick and Charlie are in their late thirties, got married 15 months ago and are on a business trip together. Hijinks leading to sex in a Chili’s ensue. That’s the whole premise, yep!
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- Part 12 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Skillet With Cheese (Store #201, Scranton, PA, 2005) by TruhamHiggsSportsDay
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), The Office (US), Chili's Grill and Bar
01 Mar 2023
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The Heartstopper gang inadvertently crash the annual Dunder Mifflin Dundie Awards!
AKA the Heartstopper/The Office/Chili's crack fic you KNEW was gonna happen eventually
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- Part 13 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Quart of Red Homestyle Chili To Go (Store #1312, Indianapolis, IN, 1981) by planttaxonomy
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
03 Mar 2023
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On their way home from a punk gig, Charlie got hungry, so he and Nick took a detour.
It was 1981. They were taking shit from no one and eating ass on Chili’s rooftops. No gods*, no masters, no brakes, no fucks given.
*Except for the god who tends to be felt in Chili’s.
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- Part 14 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Breakfast Scramble (store 649, Surprise AZ, 2018) by swise
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Two More Eggs (Web Series), Chili's Grill and Bar
05 Mar 2023
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I don’t know how to summarize this. It is unhinged and yet…not. All credit to The Brothers Chaps for what crackiness I managed to achieve. Probably do NOT try this at home. Yeah, definitely don’t. In fic, they clean up REAL WELL afterwards, I promise. 🥰
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- Part 15 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Classic Nachos (Store #407, Elmdale, Ontario, Canada, 2021) by farmwitch
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek, Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
10 Mar 2023
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David’s family are staying with David and Patrick while they visit, and they need some time away. Fortunately, a new chain restaurant just opened in Elmdale so they have a date night to check it out.
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- Part 16 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Pepper Pals Pepperoni Pizza–kids’ menu (Store #331, O’Hare International Airport, Terminal 2, Chicago, IL, 2023) by shootingforthestars
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
11 Mar 2023
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Nick and Charlie are it, right? The dream relationship? The one where both partners support each other, adore each other, learn from each other, desire each other. It’s not too good to be true (or so I hear tell), but that doesn’t mean it’s easy to believe it can happen to you.
A slow burn dragged out across 8 acts and several decades-–and/or compressed into one instant–-as Charlie learns to accept that he is worthy of love.
TL;DR.
(not the summary, the actual fic is too long.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP THROUGH TIME IT TAKES A WHILE.
or, does it.....)Series
- Part 17 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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3 For Me (Store #31, Memphis, TN, 2022) by planttaxonomy
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV), Chili's Grill and Bar
11 Mar 2023
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Having eaten nothing but non-Newtonian foods for almost a week after receiving top surgery, Charlie has an odd craving: Baked Potato Soup from Chili’s. And Chicken Crispers. And maybe a strawberry lemonade. Who is Nick to deny his healing fiancé whatever he wants on their way home from the five-day follow-up appointment?
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- Part 18 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Coffee, With Room (store 1358, Lady Lake FL, 2023) by swise for Blaewen, allamosaurus, OrionsBracelet
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Chili's Grill and Bar
14 Mar 2023
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There’s lots of swearing but otherwise this is appropriate for all ages.
Yep, another Chili’s fic. Just silly fun. Embrace the weird.
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- Part 19 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight
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Side of Ketchup (store 7, Morrow GA, 2020) by swise
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Chili's Grill and Bar
25 Mar 2023
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Charlie Spring is a terrible waiter. Nick Nelson is a fed-up manager.
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- Part 22 of I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight