Wei Wuxian and the Gift that Keeps on Giving
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Wei Wuxian and the Hogwarts Express by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2023
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“So how does a young Chinese man get a position at Hogwarts? Surely you’ve done more than read the books.”
“Ah, well, you see I think it happened mostly by coincidence, there’s a bit of a story…." Wei Wuxian grinned at her, and then ran his fingers lightly through the hair underneath his ponytail. "It all started in the spring. We… uh, we might have gotten back to Gusu a bit later than we should have, but it’s not really even my fault!”
It had been undoubtedly Wei Wuxian’s fault.
OR, Wei Wuxian explains to a fellow passenger how it was he came to be on the Hogwarts Express, heading for a faculty position at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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Wei Wuxian and the Transfiguration Teacher by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 May 2025
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When Lan Wangji agreed to be the cultivation ambassador to the United Kingdoms for a year, he did his husband (and himself) a favor and got his partner a job for the year as well. As the newest faculty member at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Wei Wuxian has plenty to teach and plenty more to learn.
Wei Wuxian expected to annoy at least as many people as he charmed, for what else could a flirtatious, immortal, necromancing twink do? He did not expect a strangers to colleagues to friends to rivals to enemies plot arc.
Dueling! Quidditch! Espionage!
*now with actual quidditch practice~*
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Wei Wuxian and the Secret Affair by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Nov 2024
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Immortal cultivator husbands Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian spend a year abroad. Lan Wangji is an ambassador to the Ministry of Magic and Wei Wuxian teaches at Hogwarts.
Newly-minted Defense Against the Dark Arts professor Wei Wuxian plays a guessing game with his fifth year students, which involves a great deal of student and faculty gossip, the Hogwarts rooftop bar, inappropriate musings on centaur anatomy, a shovel talk, the back room of Zonko’s joke shop that Rowling never mentioned, and how the Shrieking Shack really got its name.
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Wei Wuxian and the Ghostly Hallows (Eve) by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2023
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Wei Wuxian spends a year teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts while his husband works for the Ministry of Magic.
It's October 31st. Will Wei Wuxian manage another day of teaching his adorable students? Will he get keep his ghostly secrets from his students and fellow faculty? Will he be allowed an adult conversation?! And most importantly, will he get home before the 9pm Lan sleep clock sends his husband to bed? The greatest birthday gift of all is obviously drinking with pirates and meeting Hua Cheng.
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Wei Wuxian and the Secret Array by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2025
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Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Wei Wuxian, as a fully adult person, normally prides himself on his ability to protect children from the horrors of the world. Teenagers, occupying that very awkward space between child and adult, are different.
Teenagers are hilarious, possibly the best, but also the worst.
In which the sixth years discuss gay marriage and the seventh years discover the purpose of the secret array in their professor’s office. These things are not unrelated.
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Wei Wuxian and the Technology Integration Solution by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2023
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Immortal Cultivator and Founder of Demonic Cultivation Wei Wuxian gets a job at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to pass the time while his husband Lan Wangji spends a year as the Chinese Ambassador to the Ministry of Magic. He is assigned the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. What could possibly go wrong?
In which Wei Wuxian’s latest invention inadvertently destroys the sanity of his fellow faculty members, and he nearly loses his life or job because of it.
“Oh, I made an app where you can do magic from your phone.” Wei Wuxian continued shuffling around his heavily cluttered desk, stooping to pick up a fallen quill. He frowned into the sudden silence, and then looked up at his students who were indeed unnaturally quiet. He shuffled around in his robes for a moment to retrieve his iPhone as the children continue staring at him in shock. He grinned with mischief. “Wanna see?”
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Wei Wuxian and the Fanfiction Fantasy by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2024
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Hogwarts professor and immortal cultivator Wei Wuxian reads too much erotic fanfiction, gets inspired, gets inventive, and decides to roleplay about it to nearly disastrous and definitely comedic but ultimately satisfying results.
“I might actually die from it,” Wei Ying giggled in a mixture of horror and fascination as he stared at Lan Zhan’s naked body, and then breathlessly added, “But... what a way to go.”
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Wei Wuxian and the Horrible Ordeal of Being Known by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2024
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Immortal cultivator Wei Wuxian teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts for a year while his husband works as an ambassador for the Ministry of Magic. Absolutely nothing will go wrong.
Kara Silvers and Wei Wuxian looked at each other over the floppy point of the magical artifact.
“Uh,” Kara said intelligently.
“We’re not drunk and we didn’t break in,” said Wei Wuxian, also with an obvious degree of intelligence.OR,
In which Wei Wuxian meets a real asshat.Series
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Wei Wuxian and the Magic Mirror by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2024
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The immortal husbands spend a year in magical Europe, with Lan Wangji as a cultivation ambassador to the Ministry of Magic and Wei Wuxian as Hogwarts' latest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
In this installment, Wei Wuxian realizes he is possibly the worst at teaching goal setting to his students. The magic mirror might be more hindrance than help. This calls for a desperate visit to Lan Wangji at the Ministry!
“Behold!” Wei Wuxian said with a flourish of his arms as he reached across to the giant frame beside his desk and in one dramatic motion withdrew the heavy gray curtain that covered it. With an appropriate fwoomp! the curtain sailed to the floor and only a few sparkling dust motes caught in the light. The Hufflepuffs gasped in awe and even Mick looked reluctantly pleased with the theatrics.
“A mirror of desire!”Series
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Wei Wuxian and the Mostly Tamed by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Oct 2024
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China’s favorite immortal husbands spend a year abroad, with Lan Wangji as the Cultivation Ambassador at the British Ministry of Magic and Wei Wuxian somehow landing a position as a Hogwarts’ professor teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Wei Wuxian wants a dementor, but first he has to prove to the Deputy Headmaster he is worthy of one. He does this by spouting nonsense and going sparkly-eyed over Grindelwald and kinda technically going back into the closet. But not really.
“You’d better do your best to get me a dementor if I give you my best spirit-trapping bag and go out of my way to show you how to use it.”
“You have… more than one?” Robert asked.
Wei Wuxian took him by the arm, leading him towards his classroom. “Oh, I have so many bags! I’m like a proud trophy wife, you know: a different bag for every occasion!”Series
- Part 10 of Wei Wuxian and the Gift that Keeps on Giving
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Wei Wuxian and the Christmas Spirits by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson
26 Dec 2025
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While Lan Wangji acts as Ambassador to the Ministry of Magic, Wei Wuxian teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. Because Wei Wuxian is not a loser, he has his husband take him on a trip someplace for the much-needed holiday break. With any luck he'll be able to imbibe some spiced wine and other delicious Nordic spirits!
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Immortal cultivator husbands Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji save Christmas.
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- Part 11 of Wei Wuxian and the Gift that Keeps on Giving
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Wei Wuxian and the Shape of Things to Come by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2025
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Immortal husbands are in the midst of working abroad. Lan Wangji is the recently appointed Cultivation Ambassador to the British Ministry of Magic. Wei Wuxian’s stint as Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts is going very well right up until he gets arrested.
Wei Wuxian was getting really really tired of people bursting through doorways today.
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- Part 12 of Wei Wuxian and the Gift that Keeps on Giving
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Wei Wuxian and the Unforgivable Curses by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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In which Wei Wuxian, Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, teaches his seventh years some important life skills.
This one includes a discussion on Harry Potter Syndrome, etymology that proves Wei Wuxian does in fact study, a plethora of pillows, ethical use of the Imperius Curse, and… highly inappropriate use of the Imperius Curse.
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- Part 13 of Wei Wuxian and the Gift that Keeps on Giving
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Mark and Beth's Excellent Adventures! by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Nov 2025
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Wei Wuxian totally forgot about that time he kept running into his students during a date in Hogsmeade, and how he invited a pair of fifth year Hogwarts students to the Summer Cultivation Lectures at Cloud Recesses. The Ravenclaw duo, however, did not at all forget their teacher's promise to help them get "someone who looks at you the way Professor Wei's husband looks at him."
Honestly, just someone who looks like Professor Wei's unfairly pretty man would also do just fine!
(Welcome to the whimsical rom-com second season for Wei Wuxian and the Gift That Keeps On Giving, in which instead of sending cultivators into the wizarding world, now the wizards have come to cultivate!)
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- Part 14 of Wei Wuxian and the Gift that Keeps on Giving