collection a la crackfic
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It was a betrayal Alicent could not begin to understand.
What else could possibly compare to knowing that your closest friend had seduced your father?
Rhaenyra’s lips twitched. Nothing could compare to that.
If she wanted to make Alicent understand, she’d have to do just that.
It wouldn’t be hard—Rhaenyra was comely. Otto would be flattered by her interest, she was sure, no matter how gross she found such a thought.
(she was right, it wasn't hard—and he couldn't remain hard, either...)
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or: In which Otto Hightower marries a princess, fails to consummate the marriage, and somehow becomes known as a sex god—much to the horror of Viserys, Alicent, and Otto himself.Series
- Part 1 of collection a la crackfic
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He was Aegon Targaryen, he was handsome, he was an excellent lay, and he was going to make sure Helaena had the best three minutes she could on her wedding night.
He was a little drunk by the time the bedding ceremony happened, and maybe he didn’t last three whole minutes. But Helaena seemed happy enough, it was just—well, she pronounced his name so strangely.
Or: Aegon is convinced he is so good at sex, his wife simply can not keep his name straight. Surely that explains why she always says his brothers name instead.
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- Part 2 of collection a la crackfic
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I'll Be Over Here With My Head In The Sand [and i'll be over here giving head to my uncle] by AmazingAngie
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)
12 Oct 2023
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Even without the crowns they once wore, and the dragons they once rode, they still made headlines for their name, riches, looks, and archaic practices of incest.
Samantha Tarly had never met them, but she loved Daeron Targaryen more than anything, and she was confident she would love them too. She was sure headlines merely exaggerated their oddities.
Vacationing with them and her fiance would be a completely normal experience, right?
Unfortunately for her, normal looked a little different for a Targaryen.
inspired by the prompt: “Targaryen siblings playing spin the bottle at a family reunion”
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- Part 9 of Kinktober 2023 [Daemyra]
- Part 3 of collection a la crackfic
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what happens in the stepstones stays in the stepstones by AmazingAngie
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)
28 Jul 2023
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Corlys knew about his son's preferences, though he neither saw the appeal, nor did he entirely approve.
He didn't expect either of those facts to change anytime soon.
It was just, Laenor and Daemon made it look awfully appealing...
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- Part 4 of collection a la crackfic
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“I…worry about Rhaenyra’s marriage.” He started, and Daemon nodded for him to continue.
“She’s so young, and she will be so far away.” He paused again, taking a breath, “I want to make things easier for her. And I was hoping with your…experience you could teach her something.”
“Something?” Daemon asked, not following.
“I want you to give her riding lessons, damn it Daemon.” Viserys said with a huff.
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Or: Viserys thinks it is obvious he means dragonriding lessons. It's not.
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- Part 5 of collection a la crackfic
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In which Rhaenyra gets a husband and finds a son along the way.
Oh, and all her other siblings come too.
If only they could just stop intruding upon their rooms…
OR: 5+ 1 Crackfic in which Rhaenyra acquires all of her siblings and they live at Dragonstone, as dragons do.
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- Part 6 of collection a la crackfic
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Criston was a great guy—but he was the type of guy who ate oatmeal without toppings and thought doggy style was ‘kinky’. So when the topic of sexual fantasies came up, Rhaenyra was pretty sure she would have no problems making his dreams a reality.
She was so confident that she promised she was willing to give it a try, no matter what it was
And then she heard his fantasy and, well, a promise is a promise...
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Or: Rhaenyra tells the story of the time she was so desperate to forget about her uncle (now husband, btw) that she fucked her first boyfriend while wearing a boar costume.
Based on the prompt: ‘Rhaenyra and Criston fuck after he kills the boar in episode 3’ but with a modern cracktastical twist.
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- Part 7 of collection a la crackfic
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“This has been very unprofessional,” Corlys said with a sigh.
Daemon shrugged, “You know, I think we’ve been the very picture of consummate professionals.”
Corlys paused, “I don’t think that means what you think it means.”
Daemon narrowed his eyes, “Consummate, consummation, really, what is the difference?”
Corlys shrugged, “About eight inches.”
or: submarines, sex, and subconscious attraction.
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- Part 8 of collection a la crackfic