How to bag and keep a Vulcan
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Spock finds himself quite stressed and tries to seek relaxation via engaging in sexual congress with various strangers.
However, his epic quest for one-night-stands keeps getting thwarted by the Captain who is horrified by the thought of his Vulcan hooking up with someone else instead of hooking up with him. Therefore, Jim uses his considerable amount of cunning, the powers of his baby blues and various strategies to cock-block his First Officer – if Jim doesn't get any, Spock won't get any!
Cue much frustration on Spock's side, until he reaches the limits of his patience. The ensuing confrontation between him and his Captain turns into something quite unexpected, and Jim makes sure his Vulcan is completely relaxed as well as satisfied…
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- Part 1 of How to bag and keep a Vulcan
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Sequel to "Jim Kirk, coitus interrupter"
So, Jim finally managed to bag his Vulcan, and it's great. Still, this relationship business isn't easy; first they have to learn how to make it work.
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- Part 2 of How to bag and keep a Vulcan
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(Sequel to "Jim Kirk, Coitus Interrupter" and "Jim Kirk, Relationship Genius".)
Kirk is oversharing, again. Bones suffers, again. Spock is pregnant and bossy. And still wants sex. Then there's fluff.
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- Part 3 of How to bag and keep a Vulcan