emotionally constipated sword idiots
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dance, dance by flower_not_murder
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Nov 2024
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byleth and felix don't understand why they keep making excuses for each other. that won't stop them, though.
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Beginning of Academy Phase Felileth. Or, two sword idiots grappling poorly with realizing that they, like, like-like someone.Series
- Part 1 of emotionally constipated sword idiots
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all to myself by flower_not_murder
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Nov 2024
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after the assault on the rite of rebirth, duke rodrigue fraldarius pays a visit to garreg mach.
felix panics. byleth does her best.
(sothis wishes she wasn't a captive audience.)
fully finished, updates every other day!
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- Part 2 of emotionally constipated sword idiots
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i dare you by flower_not_murder
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Nov 2024
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neither byleth nor felix is willing to back down. the problem is, they don't even know what they're up against. or why they even need to fight it.
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snippets from chapters 6-8 of the game, otherwise known as "a few slices of academy life where two touch-starved sword idiots continue not to know how to handle themselves"fully written, updates every other day!
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- Part 3 of emotionally constipated sword idiots
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dance inside by flower_not_murder
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Dec 2024
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felix and byleth have been dancing around each other for months. the white heron cup gives them an excuse to actually practice.
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fully finished, publishes every other day!Series
- Part 4 of emotionally constipated sword idiots
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saying sorry by flower_not_murder
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Dec 2024
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byleth loses a pillar of her life to fate. she loses another one trying to get revenge. everything comes falling down soon after.
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or, the events from jeralt's death to byleth's long walk off a short cliff. felileth whump, focuses on how the two of them react to being left behind.fully written, publishes every day! chapters 3 and 4 are fills for felileth week day 1: first kiss and day 2: realization :]
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- Part 5 of emotionally constipated sword idiots
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automatic eyes by flower_not_murder
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
31 Dec 2024
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it has been five years since the battle of garreg mach. felix kept a torch burning. things bubble over from there.
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timeskip felileth in the sword idiots continuity. the tension finally boils over. fully written, publishes every other day!
(...smut in chapter 3, if that's your thing)Series
- Part 6 of emotionally constipated sword idiots
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put your money on me by flower_not_murder
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 Jan 2025
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byleth and felix like keeping each other to themselves. unfortunately, everyone they know is nosy... and there's some loose ends that need to get tied up.
also, felix's dad gets wind of things, to byleth's eternal chagrin.
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or, the emotionally constipated sword idiots try and fail to keep a secret. occurs through chapters 13-15 of azure moon. fully written, publishes every other day!Series
- Part 7 of emotionally constipated sword idiots
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rescue me by flower_not_murder
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
16 Feb 2025
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byleth promised that her noble brats' fathers wouldn't lose any more children in this war.
she didn't consider the possibility that her brats could lose their fathers. the price of unity, sometimes, is blood.
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felileth, established relationship in the sword idiots continuity. covers "blood of eagle and lion" and the aftermath. fully written, updates every other day!Series
- Part 8 of emotionally constipated sword idiots
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paper chase by flower_not_murder
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
17 Apr 2025
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the very last dismissal bell rings for the class of 1186. students walk across the stage for the very last time, as their achievements are crowned.
but what happens to a teacher when school lets out forever?
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the blue lions win a war. byleth has absolutely no idea what to do about it. felix does. felileth-centric. the conclusion (probably) to sword idiots! Publishes every other day.Series
- Part 9 of emotionally constipated sword idiots