Tim: Chef, short king, and horrible name-maker extraordinaire
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Tim needs Wayne Manor's Kitchen because it has multiple ovens, and English Muffins and Sponge Cakes bake at different temperatures by Sad_Smeargle_DX
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Apr 2025
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Bruce does not love Timothy Drake. There are times when it’s much harder to remind himself of that: that no matter how many small and large acts of kindness the 11-year-old performs for no reason other than he’s a kind young man, Bruce does not love him.
Sometimes, it’s a little easier to remember that. Such as now, as his groggy, mildly encrusted eyes crack open to the notification that Tim has input his specific security code to enter the manor through the side door, uninvited. Not that coming over uninvited is itself an offense. Bruce (and more forcefully, Alfred) had let him know he is welcome whenever he wants for whatever reason (or lack thereof entirely). However, seeing that it is 2:42 A.M. during the middle of a hailstorm on a Saturday morning, which would be annoying on any weekend anyhow but quickly escalates Tim’s behavior from quirky to irresponsible considering it is the Saturday of Tim’s placement exam into Gotham Academy, Bruce allowed himself a level of indignation.
In which Tim brings a wagon full of ingredients to Wayne Manor in the middle of the night/morning to cook breakfast and make a birthday cake for one Alfred Pennyworth
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“Oh my god Dick, we are not doing this thing where I suggest you a thousand places and you shoot every one down without giving any of your own suggestions!”
“Okay, okay, I get it. We can do Melina’s.”
Bab’s shook her head. “No, you know what? No, we’ll look for something else, okay?”
Dick’s shoulders sagged in defeat. “I’m sorry Babs, okay? Melina’s is fine.”
Bab’s voice took on a twinge of annoyance higher than before. “I just said we’ll do something else.”
Dick had opened his mouth, but before his subconscious could decide, there was a knock on the door.
“Coming,” Dick shouted, immediately getting up from the couch
Upon opening the door, Dick was welcomed to his favorite ball of 4’-something charm, Timothy Jackson Drake.
“Hey Dick!”
Dick sighed fondly. “Hey Tim,” he gave warmly. This was unexpected, and he certainly wasn’t going to let it show, but slightly unwelcome. He’d told Tim tonight was his date night, and hoped Tim would realize he shouldn’t interrupt it, but—
“I brought you guys dinner!” It was at this point Dick noticed a literal catering ass cart that Tim had attached to his belt strap with a bungee hook, pulling behind him in the hallway.Series
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Phineas & Ferb fused: I need your opinions on three things only tangentially related to each other: barracudas, sprinkles, and clinical dysentery
Phineas & Ferb fused: In that order, ideallyThis is the first text Tim ever sends Jason on day after Jason called Tim his “younger brother” for the first time ever. At…5:13 a.m., if Jason’s reading his phone’s time correctly through heavily squinted eyes.
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