this isn’t an interrogation. it’s a vibe check.
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this isn’t an interrogation. it’s a vibe check. by MuffinMansWife
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 May 2025
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Eraserhead blinked slowly.
“I just want to talk.”
Green Bean—aka fifteen-year-old Izuku Midoriya—whirled with enough flair to almost trip over his own feet. He recovered with a little cough, tugged his hood lower, and sneered (or tried to).
“Talk? Talk?! I am a villain. A menace. A harbinger of society’s rot. I don’t talk, I—”
“You’re a kid with Wi-Fi and too much time,” Eraserhead interrupted, already regretting showing up without a coffee. “Also, your villain name is Green Bean. You sound like a salad ingredient.”
Green Bean froze mid-monologue. “It’s metaphorical,” he snapped.
Aizawa just stared at him.
Izuku scowled harder. “Don’t look at me like that! I spent a week workshopping it on an anonymous villain subreddit!”
“I can tell,” Aizawa said flatly.
or dramatic “villain” izuku w/ dadzawa on the side *chefs kiss*
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Snack-Sized Chaos (A Day in the Life of Green Bean the Intern) by MuffinMansWife
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 May 2025
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“Thank you again, Aizawa-sensei!” Izuku beamed. “I promise I’ll be useful. I already made a list of potential threats we could encounter on patrol today. Also a list of witness interview techniques. And I organized my questions into color categories for easier reference!”
He held out a color-coded index card. Aizawa didn’t take it.
“Sensei?” Midoriya asked, holding up a manila folder from Aizawa’s bag. “I noticed your crime reports are ordered by date, which is technically logical, but have you considered organizing them by emotional damage scale?”
Aizawa turned his head slowly. “What.”
Izuku was grinning now, thumbing through homemade color tabs that read things like ‘Mild Existential Crisis’, ‘Rage-Induced Rampage’, and ‘Needs Immediate Therapy’.
Aizawa sighed and rubbed his temple. It was going to be a long day.
or eraserhead gains an intern, which just so happens to be our resident ex-villain izuku :sparkle: :sparkle:
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Operation: Sidekick Auditions by MuffinMansWife
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Charlotte (Anime), Hunter X Hunter, SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
06 Jun 2025
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Izuku Midoriya was just trying to do some quiet, slightly-illegal investigating when things went off the rails—again. Now he’s the leader of a half-functioning team of chaos goblins: Killua (stabby), Anya (unpredictable), and Nao (walking violation of several laws).
After a botched mission and some property damage, they’re stuck under Aizawa’s watchful eye, doing “community service” that suspiciously looks like solving real crimes.
They’re not licensed. They’re not trained.
But somehow, they might just be what the world needs. Or at least what Aizawa’s headache doesn’t.
or a crossover fic to heal my soul :3
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Black Market Algebra by MuffinMansWife
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Jun 2025
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The board squeaks as he writes, looping numbers in quick, messy scrawls. Kaminari hesitantly recites the problem. Izuku listens, then frowns at the board.
“No wonder. You’re treating x like it’s a constant.”
“But it is constant—”
“No, x is a hostage,” Izuku says, circling it in red. “And y is leverage. You don’t negotiate with hostages, you manipulate the leverage.”
“…What?”
A blink. Silence.
Todoroki, deadpan: “He’s right.”
or ex villain izuku teaches class1A :sparkle: math :sparkle:
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The Redemption Hotline (Press 1 for Sass, 2 for Snacks) by MuffinMansWife
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 May 2025
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Izuku Midoriya sat cross-legged on the squeaky chair in the cramped basement of U.A. High, sipping cold tea from a mug that read ‘Empathy Is My Superpower’. He leaned closer to the mic, a smile in his voice.
“Oh buddy, you called the right place.”
A beat passed. Then came a wobbly laugh.
Redemption Hotline – Call #274. Caller: “GoopMaster89.” Quirk: gelatinous acid hands. Current crime level: 3 (minor theft, some light property damage, poor self-esteem). Diagnosis: society-failed-you syndrome. Prescription: sass, snacks, and a little validation.
Izuku queued up a care package order—including lavender-scented stress putty and a custom sticker that read “You’re not evil, just under-hugged”.
The hotline had started as a joke. A way to keep would-be villains from spiraling by letting them talk to someone who wasn’t going to yell or arrest them. Nobody expected anyone to actually call.
Until they did.
And then they kept calling.
or izuku is an ex-villain & genuinely wants to help people. (ft. dazawa, dramatic izuku & many many granola bars)
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the hoodie incident by MuffinMansWife
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Jun 2025
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The fabric ripped when he tried to pull it off. The seam under the arm gave up completely.
Izuku let out a sound like someone had just whispered that All Might was a fake and quirks were a government conspiracy. A low, mournful wail echoed in the alley, startling two cats and making a salaryman cross the street.
Aizawa didn’t look up when Izuku shuffled into the staff lounge like a kicked puppy.
“Midoriya,” he said, taking a long sip of coffee, “why are you dripping water on my floor?”
Izuku flopped into the chair across from him. “It’s over.”
Aizawa raised an eyebrow.
“My hoodie,” Izuku whispered, “has transcended this mortal realm.”
A pause.
A sip of coffee.
Then: “It was a hoodie.”
Izuku gasped like Aizawa had just called All Might a benchwarmer.
or ex villain izuku has lost hoodie (cue: fashion montage [ft. sleep deprived dadzawa])
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