Why I'm switching faster than channels on T.V <3

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Series Begun:
2025-07-03
Series Updated:
2025-12-15
Description:

This wasn't how this was supposed to go.

Telamon had just wanted to rid himself of something that found itself to be troubling, pull it out, rip it out if he had to, that was the plan, and the result was going to be satisfactory, to have a vessel that could hold all the nasty things about himself, away from others- instead, he got a much weaker vessel to use for such a task.

Weak, small, fragile, the body of a child. Telamon hated it.

He hated that voice that came with it, too. How bothersome.

OR

Telamon tries to use 1x as a vessel to hold all his hatred and to lock them away, but everything goes south, and he gets something entirely different: 1x, who has the characteristics and personality of a child, and Shedletsky, the comedic sword fighter we all know and love, as a result of Telamon causing accidental trauma to his brain.

So here's a series of how Telamon deals with being a system, with the help of a very familiar ex-hacker and exploiter (and his sugar-filled son as well!), and how they all grow to understand each other throughout this series of mine :) Hope you enjoy <3

Notes:

Is a fic REALLY a fic from me if I didn't have some form of references to song lyrics I love? Here's the list of song inspo for my titles in order, corresponding with the fics :)

ECHO: Crush - P & GUMI
Here comes a thought: Steven Universe
God must hate me: Catie Turner
Against the kitchen floor: Will Wood
The Ballad of Jane Doe: Ride the cyclone

Stats:
Words:
72,267
Works:
9
Complete:
Yes
Bookmarks:
52

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