🥀RARVAB🔪
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Roses are red, violets are blue. So is your face while I'm strangling you! by Golden_Pearl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 Jan 2026
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Meet Grian, a twenty four year old café owner who seems like a normal person to literally everyone. Since his café is one of the biggest hot spots in the entire city he meets people every day, not just university students but famous people and sometimes wanted criminals. And when they talk just loud enough for him to hear he can’t help but listen in and write down the important things. Might be useful you know?
But Grian can’t be normal can he? Even though he wants to live a normal life it just gets harder because of his “special” diet. If you ever saw what goes on in his basement then you’d instantly become nauseous due to the blood stained floor and body parts hung up on the ceiling.
Or Grian is a bird of prey who has a blood related power.
This is a fic where you, dear reader, get to choose the story by voting on different options I give you!Series
- Part 1 of 🥀RARVAB🔪
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Twinkle twinkle little star, police will wonder where you are. by Golden_Pearl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
23 Jul 2025
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I got a request to write some of the scenarios that didn’t get picked in past chapters of ‘Roses are red, violets are blue. So is your face while I’m strangling you!’(RARVAB) And I thought it was a great idea!
So this’ll be the first entry in a non-canon spin-off series to my RARVAB au<3
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What if someone stalked Grian and Jimmy on their shopping spree at the farmers market in chapter twelve?
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- Part 2 of 🥀RARVAB🔪