house m.d.
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“My patient’s confusing me,” you say as you enter the office, abandoning any pleasantries.
Despite your direct remark, House still pays you a bored glance. “Well, if they’re confusing you, then this case must be unsolvable,” he responds, his voice dripping in sarcasm. You roll your eyes.
House/Reader one shots!
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- Part 1 of house m.d.
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After getting top surgery, you’re touched that several of your friends stop by—and bewildered when House does.
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- Part 2 of house m.d.
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“And what makes today so significant?” House says dryly. To the uninformed ear, he would sound genuinely disinterested. But you can read through the lines. House is at least mildly curious, even if he pretends not to be.
“Um… nothing,” you say weakly.
“It’s your birthday,” he realizes aloud. Damn it all. Of course he figured it out, without you even having to say anything.
You’re called into work on your birthday. Great.
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- Part 3 of house m.d.
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As you walk past House’s desk, there’s a blur at your right, before you’re promptly hit in the face.
“Ow!” you hiss instinctually, more out of surprise than genuine pain. You were just hit with a flying projectile. House’s movements suggest he threw it. You frown and pick it up from the floor, finding it to be a blue razor.
“That’s a razor,” House says pointedly. “Use it,” he says flatly, motioning to your jaw and chin area.
House & transmasc reader moments!
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- Part 4 of house m.d.
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The dreaded words: Is anyone here a doctor?
You know what House is going to say before he says it. This doesn’t stop you from trying to jam an elbow into his ribs.
He dodges the attempt. “He is,” House says with a maniacal grin, his thumb pointing towards you in the seat next to him.
For once, you just want to have a normal flight. For once.
Apparently, that’s not in the cards for you.
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- Part 14 of spooktober shorts 🕷
- Part 5 of house m.d.
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You take a slow breath. In, out. You grab your phone and turn on the flashlight, before turning to glance at the dark electrical closet. You have a feeling you know who’s behind this particular prank.
“Very funny, House,” you remark, staring at the closed door. “I’m telling Cuddy you’re the reason for the high electric bill.”
“Couldn’t humor me for even one second?” a muffled voice sounds from behind the door.
Five times House fails to scare you, and the one time he succeeds.
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- Part 18 of spooktober shorts 🕷
- Part 6 of house m.d.
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“You. With me. Now," House demands, motioning for you to follow after him. “And bring supplies for an injection.”
House doesn’t visit the third floor very often... so what could he possibly want from you now?
This has different chapters for a transmasc, transfem, or nonbinary reader!
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- Part 7 of house m.d.
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“You’re threatening me,” House says flatly. He’s unimpressed. “And you picked him.” His free hand falls to his pocket in a subtle movement and you pray he’s using his pager to alert someone. Your assailant doesn’t seem to notice. “Poor choice.”
“House,” you try to say. Now is not the time! Quit being antagonistic for once in your fucking life, or you’ll end mine!
You’re held at knifepoint. Just another day at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital!
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- Part 8 of house m.d.
