I/Me/Myself
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You were a normal human. You went to college, you had a life, friends, family, etc. Apparently, the void didn’t care much for happy endings, and you find yourself strapped to a table in an underground lab.
It’s fine, you have plot armor.
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Or, you get sucked into the void and your soul is placed in the body of eight-year-old Sans.
Arc 1: Heritage (1-7)
Arc 2: Hell (8-10)
Arc 3: Home (11-45)
Arc 4: Heart (46-59)
Arc 5: Hostage (60-76)
Arc 6: Home [Reprise] (77-90)Series
- Part 1 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 1 of Hounds Of Love
- Part 1 of I/Me/Myself
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Papyrus has spent the last two and a half years on the surface as the official Monster Mascot, and his very important job requires every important assistants! A shame his previous employees haven't been the most kind individuals!
You've spent most of your life riding shot gun. Maybe it's time someone's on your team for once.
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Or,
A Papyrus/Reader but him being the mascot of the Monsterkind is taken SUPER seriously and the Reader (you!!) is his brand-new assistant who used to work with really shitty people and is ELATED with how much of a sweetheart Papyrus is, and Papyrus is on his 5th assistant lowkey praying this bitch isn’t racist and is pleasantly surprised.
I proposed this on my Discord (welcome to any of my readers!) and couldn't stop myself from bringing this to life.
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- Part 2 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 1 of Unsweetened Lemonade
- Part 2 of I/Me/Myself
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You were a normal human. Seventeen, just got accepted into college. You had a full life ahead of you, close friends and family. You still had things to do. You weren't done yet.
The universe doesn't seem to care, and you wake up in a lab to a narcissist skeleton and trauma.
What the heck. This is NOT what you meant when you said you were tired of life, bro.
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Or, your soul is placed into the body of eight-year-old Papyrus.
A retelling of Running Up that Hill, but Keigo and Apollo (Sans and Papyrus) are swapped.
Lets see who has plot armor now.
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- Part 4 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 2 of Hounds Of Love
- Part 3 of I/Me/Myself
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You've spent your whole life dedicated to your craft, a private doctor, a quiet life. You don't have the time to look for your soulmate. You'd never find them.
And you don't.
He finds you.
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Or, Reader is Frisk's doctor and accidentally gets dragged into found family. Oh, and a soulmate. That's the important part.
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- Part 5 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 4 of I/Me/Myself
- Part 1 of Crawling Back To You
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After loosing a few family members to drowning, you learned quickly to stay away from the water. It’s trying on your constraint when you finally get your big break painting job, at the biggest, most famous aquarium in the world.
You’ll paint your seahorses in silence, thanks.
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Or, Reader (Transmasc) gets the opportunity of a life time to paint murals in Ebott Aquarium, the only aquarium in existence to successfully house sirens. And he’s about to find out why they’re so short staffed.
(MERMAY!! But really this will probably take me like a year to finish lmfao)
(Originally named Sailor Song)
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- Part 7 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 5 of I/Me/Myself
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Papyrus is mourning, though he knows his lover is not dead. Only missing.
He’s only missing them to the point of wanting to rip his soul out.
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You are not a person.
But perhaps a certain skeleton can make you one.
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Or, reader is a shapeshifter that feeds off of love who hoodwinks Papyrus into thinking they’re his child. Does it count as found family if you stalk them first?
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- Part 6 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 6 of I/Me/Myself
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In general, you cannot seem to catch a break.
Of COURSE you'd fall underground. Now you're stuck in a dingy shed and two deranged skeletons, one of which is clingy as hell and absolutely refuses to leave you alone.
(Or, uh, maybe clingy isn't the right descriptor for not letting you leave. Eh. Being captive never hurt nobody.)
...At least he's cute.
WOAH, WHO SAID THAT????
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- Part 3 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 7 of I/Me/Myself
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You catch a date with a very cute skeleton.
Both of you are nervous as hell.
It works out.
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- Part 8 of I/Me/Myself
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You’re young. You marry the wrong man.
You wish you were dead.
Be careful what you wish for, Seven.
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Or, you find yourself Underground surrounded by starving, tortured monsters who know you're the last soul needed to attempt to break the barrier again. You said you wanted to die. Don't back down now.
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- Part 8 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 9 of I/Me/Myself
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There's a man in the woods.
That's what all the rumors you're hearing seem to imply.
A gruesomely murdered child, and six others missing , all connected to 200 acres of uncultivated forest that you just so happen to live six feet away from.
Thankfully, the brothers next door are real sweet on you, and seem invested to protect you from what goes bump in the night.
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Sans and Papyrus are what go bump in the night. Their survival, and their species' very existence relies on that fact remaining a secret.
Sucks their new neighbor is really hot.
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- Part 10 of I/Me/Myself
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You don't tend to find love easily. Your parents loved you. You think. Loved you enough to pay to send you to Ebott institute, at least.
You meet a monster.
Then you meet some more of them.
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Or, reader is turned into a vampire against his will, Sans and Papyrus pick up the pieces.
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- Part 11 of I/Me/Myself
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A new dancer is added to Mettaton's roster just before his big world tour.
Sans is disappointed he didn't get to background check the guy, but he seems nice enough.
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Maybe a little more than nice.
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or, Reader accidentally seduces Sans. Oops.
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- Part 12 of I/Me/Myself
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Sans has wanted Grillby since he's met the man. Unfortunately Grillby is incredibly off limits because of the monster owning his soul.
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Maybe Sans should've asked more questions.
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- Part 13 of I/Me/Myself