jeiflojei
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"Take me to him," Floyd says quietly. "Please."
Riddle nods. "Of course. This way." He gestures for Floyd to follow him to Crewel's classroom.
To say that he is unprepared for what awaits him would be putting it lightly. There's a small child sitting restlessly in Crewel's lap, gnawing aggressively on the end of the pointer he usually smacks threateningly against his palm. The little boy turns when Riddle and Floyd enter and his face lights up instantly.
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- Part 1 of jeiflojei
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Floyd hesitates then, a sorry look on his face that Jade doesn’t like. “Dad wants a wedding next year. This is…we can’t be like that anymore. Not after tonight.”
Cold washes over Jade, and he doesn’t register whatever Floyd says next.
“You’re not gonna lose me, Jade. It’ll just be different.”
He hadn’t expected “different” to feel like the world falling out from beneath him.
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Floyd marries someone else at their father’s behest. Jade is torn up about it. As the years go by, things change.
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- Part 2 of jeiflojei
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“Do you know how many people have brought your behavior this week to my attention?”
Floyd rolls his eyes. “You’re not my keeper; dunno why they’re all bothering you.”
“Your antics have caused many problems across campus — even Azul has asked me to step in.”
Floyd doesn’t seem bothered in the least. “So?”
”So,” Jade says, inching closer to Floyd until he’s practically on top of him. “Today we’re going to get to the bottom of whatever it is that’s got you acting so terribly.”
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- Part 3 of jeiflojei
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“How was practice?” Jade asks as he continues lathering his hair with shampoo, eyes closed as the warm water cascades blissfully over his body.
Floyd grunts in response. “It was fine. Really gotta pee.”
Jade wonders for a moment if he’s gotten shampoo in his ears and perhaps hadn’t heard Floyd correctly. “Pardon?”
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a FloJei piss fic
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- Part 4 of jeiflojei
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To the outside observer, one may come to the conclusion that Floyd is the handsier one between the two of them. It's a fair conclusion: Floyd can often be seen hanging off of Jade's shoulder, leaning against Azul, tactile with her friends in the Basketball Club and the Ramshackle duo. What they don't see is the way Jade constantly finds reasons to touch Floyd. She's less touchy with anyone else, save for maybe Azul, but with Floyd she finds it more difficult to keep her hands to herself.
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genderbent tweels
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- Part 5 of jeiflojei
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like they do on the discovery channel by allegedlyevil
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
08 Feb 2026
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"I just think it would be such a novel experience for both of us," Jade says, rubbing sweetly at Floyd's shoulders.
Floyd turns his nose up, huffing. "For you, maybe. For me it sounds miserable. Why do humans even bother going through with somethin' so lengthy and awful?"
Jade slips his arms around Floyd's waist, pulling him in close and hooking his chin over Floyd's shoulder. "I think it's quite beautiful — watching one's body expand to accommodate new life."
"Then you do it," Floyd sneers. "I don't like the idea of waddling around all heavy and awkward. Eggs would be so much easier."
"Come on now, don't be so callous," Jade coos, kissing Floyd's neck. "Won't you do it at least once? For me?" His hands move to cup Floyd's non-existent belly, palms pressing in slightly. "You'd look so wonderful full of our children, and I'd take such good care of you."
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- Part 6 of jeiflojei
- Part 1 of mpreg verse
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When Emmy is nearly three, Jade starts to yearn for another.
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A sequel to like they do on the discovery channel
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- Part 7 of jeiflojei
- Part 2 of mpreg verse
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like a locket around your throat by allegedlyevil
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
06 Mar 2026
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"What do you need?"
Floyd rolls over listlessly to stare at the ceiling, his eyes vacant. "I dunno. Just not feelin' up to anything."
Jade's eyes soften as he gazes down at Floyd. "Would you like to play?"
There's a spark of something in Floyd's eyes, then. Nothing telling, but at least it's more than the unfocused emptiness that had been there. He looks to the side, lip twitching, and then he looks back at Jade and nods.
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- Part 8 of jeiflojei