TNWYTS

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• There's No Way You're This Stupid by Coppernuggets, DragonFruitFlamb3

  Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  05 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure) & Reader
  • Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure)/Reader
  • Painter & Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Painter (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Original Pressure (Roblox) Character(s)
  • Mr. Lopee (Roblox: Pressure)
  • The romance tag is for later down the line
  • cuz i have NO clue how to actually get Sebastian to like the reader
  • not exactly enemies to lovers
  • because you never hated him in the first place
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Oh wait
  • frenemies to lovers
  • or something
  • general intense atmosphere at times
  • but a cheerful delusional outlook upon it
  • not extremely graphic descriptions of deaths
  • but they are described along with the pain a few times
  • do I put a depression warning?
  • Sebastian is NOT okay in this one guys
  • Reader has their own selection of problems as well but they are kept in a Little Jar and Tucked Away
  • lying
  • but its funny lying i swear
  • vaguely miraculous ladybug romance type shit
  • Reader has mild eye problems that make it extremely hard to see in the dark
  • this is supposed to be comedic
  • there's just also a level of angst to it because I always need seasonings
  • gender neutral reader
  • y/n without using y/n
  • They/Them Pronouns Reader
  • Mild Electrocution
  • More severe descriptions of death to be added down the line
  • Swearing
  • Cannibalism
  • Blood
  • mentions of vomit
  • nothing actually detailed tho
  • Gaslighting
  • It/its pronouns for P.ai.nter (Pressure)
  • Sebastian's mom mentioned
  • internalized ableism
  • Mild Ableism
  • as in it's voiced kinda
  • Also! VERY important!
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • Not entirely anyway
  • I mess with the game mechanics a little
  • Slow Burn
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Reader gets non-consensually kissed later in the story
  • So. A little bit of sexual assault but there's no actual SEX
  • Its a kiss
  • a grab
  • and then everybody continues on their way (with some trauma but that's expected)
  • Very graphic self-harm
  • A degree of suicidal ideation
  • Suicide
  • Yeah we have lots of fun here

  Summary

  [Written by Dragonfruitflamb3, edited from chapters 9 to 32 by CopperNuggets]

  Sebastian Solace is trying the best he can to work his way out of the Hadal Blacksite while still staying sane as he has to deal with the pathetic human expendables.
  Unfortunately for him, he might be two steps away from snapping, all thanks to a chatty new 'friend' who's far more lucky than he'd like. Though, he'll have his fun with how readily they listen to him.

  You are a nosy little newbie who Very Much So should Not be on death row, so getting an opportunity to avoid that is great! You're going to take this chance to continue your work, and maybe also find out what the heck is up with the monsters down here? Because those exist. Apparently.
  They said something about escaping, making it to the end, yadda yadda. For now, there's research to collect and documents to earn.

  Series

  • Part 1 of TNWYTS

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  193,566

  Chapters:

  58/58

  Comments:

  2,212

  Kudos:

  2,602

  Bookmarks:

  268

  Hits:

  77,403

• Checking In by DragonFruitFlamb3

  Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox), TNWYTS  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  31 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sebastian Solace/Reader
  • Original Characters & Reader
  • Sebastian Solace
  • Original Characters
  • Painter (Pressure - Roblox)
  • Reader
  • that F/M tag is for Grey's chapter
  • reader is still gender neutral
  • extra content for the main fic (TNWYTS)
  • there's a dirty joke in one of the chapters so just don't read too deep into that

  Summary

  One chapter for each of the Original Characters introduced in There's No Way You're This Stupid (except for Rei because I don't care for her).

  These are bonus epilogues! Non-linear, just tiny mini-shots about things that happened after they escaped/were sentenced to death. Meaning! Read TNWYTS before this. mega spoilers
  The wedding oneshot is not included here. That's just on my tumblr.

  A big thank you to a couple individuals in the TNWYTS-cord for catching typos and beta reading most of these!

  Series

  • Part 2 of TNWYTS

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  10,171

  Chapters:

  7/7

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  49

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  477

• Third Time's The Charm by DragonFruitFlamb3

  Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  06 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure)/Reader
  • Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Reader
  • no beta reader we die like me this morning
  • because I wrote this in 4 hours because of excruciating pain and nausea
  • anyway
  • domestic abuse
  • Suicide mention
  • Sebastian Solace is suicidial
  • like. um. really badly
  • Sebastian Solace has mounds of trauma
  • Reader also has a mound of trauma!
  • they mention sex but they don't have any
  • reader is married to sebastian
  • post-Blacksite escape
  • Death Threats
  • Suicide Threats

  Summary

  Hey have you guys ever thought about if, like, you were married to Sebastian, but he tried to kill you? Wouldn't THAT be scary. ha.

  Anyway. Sebastian flips out and forgets he's not in the Blacksite anymore.

  Series

  • Part 3 of TNWYTS

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,424

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  45

  Kudos:

  396

  Bookmarks:

  26

  Hits:

  3,236

• baby FRICKEN fever by DragonFruitFlamb3

  Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  17 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sebastian Solace/Reader
  • Painter & Sebastian Solace
  • Sebastian Solace
  • Painter (Pressure - Roblox)
  • (minorly)
  • reader has an established relationship with seb
  • Reader and Sebastian live together
  • post escape
  • post urbanshade
  • reader is inferred to be afab unless you want to pretend it's some kinda omegaverse mpreg story idk
  • props to you if you just pretend random fics are omegaverse world but also uh. man i really don't know where im going with this
  • Sebastian is probably infertile??
  • dont ask me man I dont know he runs on hopes and dreams
  • FOR THE RECORD THIS IS NOT A PREGNACY FIC
  • ITS A "oh man it would be so fun to have a family" FIC
  • Painter also lives there

  Summary

  What the title says.
  You have baby fever. You do not get to have a baby, but you do have a conversation with Sebastian about it.

  [Edit: second part out now! Babie acquired :)]

  Series

  • Part 4 of TNWYTS

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,137

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  46

  Kudos:

  241

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  2,106