Things We Don't Tell Chris
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Morons and Madmen by acid rounds (cobwebcorner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
11 Oct 2017
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Stranded in a remote fortress with a rogue mad scientist, no hope of backup, and a horde of monsters and traps waiting around every corner, Wesker and Leon reluctantly band together to take down their common target.
Now the only question is whether they'll be able to complete their mission before they drive each other insane.
Additional tags: Wesker failed his team-building exercises, Leon's awful one-liners, the snark is out of control
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- Part 1 of Things We Don't Tell Chris
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Ada's Day Off by acid rounds (cobwebcorner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
05 Dec 2017
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Even a glamorous femme fatale needs a slob day once in a while. What’s a girl to do when the two men in her life won’t give her a break? Set them on each other and run out the back, of course!
In which Wesker and Leon meet again after the Arcadia mission, and work things out with their fists. Among....other things.
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- Part 2 of Things We Don't Tell Chris
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Final Stars by acid rounds (cobwebcorner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
10 Feb 2018
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Wesker was there in the final days of Raccoon City. Unfortunately for him, nobody told Nemesis he wasn't with S.T.A.R.S. anymore. What's left of the team may just have to band together for one last hurrah as they struggle to escape the doomed city.
Hints of past Jill/Wesker.
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- Part 3 of Things We Don't Tell Chris
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The Mistletoe Epidemic by acid rounds (cobwebcorner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
22 Dec 2017
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It's the 5th Annual Raccoon Survivors Support Group Christmas Party, and some overzealous decorator has flooded the house with mistletoe.
Which wouldn't be a problem, except that this year a mysterious party crasher is lurking about, threatening to expose the dark secrets of the people gathered there.
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- Part 4 of Things We Don't Tell Chris
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(you were almost) A Leon Sandwich! by acid rounds (cobwebcorner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
14 Feb 2019
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He was being indulgent, this holiday season. Work was at a lull, and his future proved to be very busy. He would have little time for indulgence later. Besides--the look on Leon's face made it all worth it.
Leon, Ada, Wesker, and a hotel room. You can probably guess the rest.
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- Part 5 of Things We Don't Tell Chris
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Survivors and Sycophants by acid rounds (cobwebcorner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
09 Nov 2020
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Wesker and Leon have reached a fine equilibrium in their enemies with benefits relationship which both of them are enjoying, when one night Leon disappears off the face of the Earth.
Wesker did not intend to go looking for him. He was as surprised as anyone when he found the lost agent hidden deep in an old Umbrella laboratory, one so secret that even the Red Queen computer had no records of it.
On the surface it looks like a golden opportunity to ensnare his favorite government lapdog. But Leon is wounded, Umbrella's loyalists are lurking in the shadows, and there are things down there dangerous enough to threaten even the likes of Wesker. Getting back out with his prize may incur a higher cost than he anticipated.
Alternate title: Wesker, Ada, and Leon Scream Internally while Trying to Act Cool for Several Hours and No One Has a Good Time.
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- Part 6 of Things We Don't Tell Chris
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Liminal Downtime by acid rounds (cobwebcorner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
22 Oct 2021
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A companion story to Survivors and Sycophants, covering the period of time at the safe house.
In which two very stubborn men try to recover from their injuries without showing TOO much vulnerability, Wesker fails badly at being domestic, Leon bullies him into watching cheesy 80s movies, and no one rests as much as they ought to.
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- Part 7 of Things We Don't Tell Chris
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Truth and Treachery by acid rounds (cobwebcorner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
10 Feb 2023
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Leon has a problem. Two problems, in fact, both intertwined around the same blond sunglasses enthusiast. The first is how the once easy, purely physical relationship between them has grown into something compromising. The second is his latest mission.
Leon's orders: confront Dr. Albert Wesker with a team of hand-picked agents and test a new chemical weapon on him.
The inevitable consequences of their conflicting allegiances are about to catch up to them. They both have their roles to play, and this time, everyone's watching.
Updates weekly.Series
- Part 8 of Things We Don't Tell Chris
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Old Loves and Missing Pieces by acid rounds (cobwebcorner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
24 Jun 2024
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Leon Kennedy, still recovering from his recent education in the pitfalls of dating the enemy, is spending his medical leave fulfilling a dead teammate's final request by seeking her missing brother. It's a dangerous past time for a man healing from head trauma, given he's 90% sure his own boss is responsible for the brother disappearing. He's also just as certain his boss is trying to kill him.
None of that is as upsetting as Albert Wesker attempting to apologize. Between Wesker, his strange dreams, and the murders in his apartment building, Leon is having enough headaches to last a lifetime. Maybe that's just the head trauma.
Or maybe it's something else.
Updates Mondays
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- Part 9 of Things We Don't Tell Chris