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2pm, New Year's Day, Will's staring down the barrel of a Reddit post titled Blowjobs: A Comprehensive Guide.
Or, what happens when perfectionism and an oral fixation make your new year very, very stupid.
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- Part 13 of w + j
- Part 1 of pav's 2026 favs
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This story is more lighthearted and funny. It's the third year at Hogwarts, and it's where the main kids; Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, etc. go up against each other, trying to pull the best pranks on Snape. Whoever wins, gets bragging rights for the next five years at school. Who will win, and will Snape be driven to insanity?
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i found my heart inside your chest by champagne_bubbles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2026
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Regulus Black is sick of Hogwarts. It's a school that's run academically by an idiot (Dumbledore), socially by another idiot (his brother), and most importantly, it's a school that his two best friends no longer attend.
Regulus wants desperately to move to Beauxbatons with his only friends, but his parents would never agree to it... unless, of course, there was a scandal that only leaving Hogwarts could solve. And Regulus knows just the way to do that. Enter: James Fleamont Potter.
There's nobody Walburga Black hates more than the blood traitor who corrupted Sirius and stole him away from her. Pretending to date James is the perfect scandal, and if Walburga were to send Regulus to Beauxbatons? Well, that would certainly solve the issue.
The only problem is, Regulus isn’t sure he wants that scandal solved anymore. And it might just be too late to do anything about it.
(or the one where regulus needs to fake date someone and he chooses james potter, because he's over that childhood crush, right? wrong.)
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"So, get this ... America voted Trump into office twice. People are sucking on flavored air pipes and break their backs doing stupid internet trends, and—apparently—everyone hates the Gen Z, whatever the fuck that is.”
Without a doubt, going 14 years into the future is an intriguing experience. Due to unidentified circumstances, Team Freewill finds itself in 2025 and is having difficulty returning to the present. In addition to the awful state of the world, the boys now have to deal with a humorous hunting team consisting of Jonathan and Elara, who may be hiding more than they admit. Are they friends, enemies, or something completely different? Why do they remind Dean so much of Sam and himself? And what has Gabriel to do with all of that?
Dealing with the future, a stolen car, K-pop conventions, and a tremendous amount of Taylor Swift references leaves just enough room for a little bit of drama.
We love drama.
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This story was created purely out of boredom. I started writing while watching Season 6 and kinda had the same ideas as the supernatural writers. Now, I have finished the series and cried a little. Thank you.
Have fun reading.
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A Spear Bent Toward The Ground by repugnantecreaturaputrida
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Mar 2026
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He couldn’t pin any sort of memory of where he was, what he was doing, or what was going on right before the present time, right then. He couldn’t recall any vivid memories of the people he knew, and the details of his former life, or what on earth could have led up to this abrupt body swap.
A few seconds ago, he was not Toji.
But now, standing over the mangled “corpse” of Satoru Gojo, somehow, he was.
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The sorcerer killer was not a good man. Understatement of the year, certainly; but it had to be said. What can expected when suddenly, the fearsome ghost of the Zenin Clan is replaced by a witless idiot from the great year of 2024 of our world, on the date of the canon character's death no less? What the hell could a hopeless teenager do; thrust into the absolute worst time and position imaginable, in a world where just about everybody and everything wanted him hurt or dead one way or another?
Toji Fushiguro was the man who escaped fate. But only time could tell if he could rewrite it too.
[formerly titled: Tenacity in '06]
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When the Robins Come by Sneakysillyplane
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Life and Death - Stephenie Meyer
10 Mar 2026
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Jacob expected to imprint on Bella. Every time he went to look into those beautiful brown eyes, he waited for the moment the axis of his world would shift and they would finally be together. He was so angry at her for leaving to go rescue Edward, the one that abandoned her, he almost skipped Harry Clearwater's funeral.
It's a good thing he didn't.
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Beau never planned to fuck with Bella's story. They were very different people, and he was happy keeping a distance from the supernatural teen drama in favor of making the most out of his new life. Plus, he knew it would all work out for her in the end. She would live happily ever after, with the family she built, in the life she dreamed of. The last thing he wanted was to get in the way of any of it.
Too bad fate has never cared what he wanted. . .
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Basically Levi and Hange as parents to Udo...
...and their unconventional relationship.
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DarkReunion: wait so
DarkReunion: captain is chasing after Dokja, who is chasing after Sooyoung?
paggressive: I think I read a story like that once
Fujoluvr101: Yoohankim from ORV yes
paggressive: What?
Fujoluvr101: I mean fanfiction
Fujoluvr101: I MEAN what fanfiction haha
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After a poor attempt to organize themselves in a groupchat for a final project, the gang finds that it's not so easy to communicate with each other in a civilized manner. From cocky insults to secret feelings, everyone reveals their true selves in light of senior year.
Oh and of course it's all Han Sooyoung's fault.
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- 1,207
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- 1/?
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Gotham’s shadow by Anonymous
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Mar 2026
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Percy had never been to Gotham before. The city had been bombarded enough with goons without him drawing the attention of every monster in the tristate area. Yesterday, though, Chiron announced a local restaurant the camp imported strawberries to had been rented for a charity party hosted by Bruce Wayne, with a banquet requesting more strawberries than the restaurant had on hand.
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The Rat Prince by SkilledWarriorKiwi
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Warhammer Fantasy
10 Mar 2026
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Alicent knew there was something deeply profane about the second son of Rhaenyra the moment she saw him. Twin to Jacaerys, yet looking nothing like his brother who had brown hair and dull brown eyes. The silver hair of the child was touted as truth of his Velaryon linage, but Alicent knew something more unholy was at work. Those eyes were deeply unnatural, such a vibrant burning green. Far too aware and watchful when Alicent was presented with the child, despite both brothers still in swaddling clothes.
And then there was those hideously oversized front teeth.
Like a rat.
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Yearning on Main by RileyTheSmiley
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Mar 2026
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@rozanov81: You in sheets, but I'm one in dreams. We are not the same
@raidersfan2003: Nurse he's vague posting again
Or: Rosegate told through a series of thirsty tweets.
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Alex squints at the screenshot.
Russtappen has officially overtaken Galex as the most popular George ship on AO3.
He reads it again.
Then a third time, in case the words rearrange themselves into something less offensive.
They don't. What the fuck.
"No," Alex says, to the dark room.
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Russtappen overtakes Galex in the Ao3 rankings. Alex has a minor crashout.
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Runners by Kolone
Fandoms: 負けヒロインが多すぎる! - 雨森たきび | Make Hiroin ga Oosugiru! | Too Many Losing Heroines! - Amamori Takibi
10 Mar 2026
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What if, in Episode 2 of Makeine, Kazuhiko Nukumizu had taken a step towards Yakishio Lemon?
A drabble/super short story style rewrite of anime events.
Includes crack fantheories from the makeine subreddit being treated seriously hence the tags
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- Part 1 of Water and Lemon
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Two years after the "Wedding of the Century," Queen Sophia Laforteza and her Consort Manon Bannerman-Laforteza, have settled into a rhythm. They have rewritten the laws of Verdenia, but now they face a law they cannot veto: Biology.
The Kingdom is clamoring for an Heir. But for Sophia and Manon, a child isn't just a successor—it’s a terrifying mirror of their own traumas.
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- Part 3 of To Have and To Rule
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To Be Human by Bloomed_Dandelion
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
10 Mar 2026
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The story of a wannabe teacher who starts out in the Second Epoch with a glorious purpose, then proceeds to completely wreck the timeline while trying to seduce the creator of the Hermes language.
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We Are Timothy Jackson Drake by The_Nightwing
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
10 Mar 2026
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Tim and Jax are identical twins. Together, they are known as Timothy Jackson Drake.
Bruce is steadily recovering from Jason's death with the help of one Tim Drake. Dick is happy to have a new little brother. Meanwhile, Alfred is trying to unpuzzle the mystery that is Bruce's third Robin. While feeding him cookies.
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“Is my puppy pleased to see me?”
You whined louder, pawing at the door. He remembered your biting commentary when you initially arrived. You'd long forgotten how to speak-- the last remnants of your humanity lost to the drugs, the brainwashing, and of course, his training.
Yes, you were utterly reduced to Dottore's pet project. Literally.
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Jax convinces TV Guy that Zooble’s spare body parts are powerful magical artifacts.
This leads to a circus-wide chase, several extremely questionable scientific experiments, and the accidental creation of a sentient leg.
Zooble would like their leg back.
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- Part 3 of The Psychedelic Circus Experience
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Bruce Wayne had a very specific, very dramatic plan: drop out of Cambridge, join a ninja cult and return to Gotham as a dark knight of justice. It was supposed to be the ultimate manifestation of his twenty-year-old angst, but a literal trip down the stairs sends him tumbling twenty years into the future instead.
Now, Bruce is trapped in a forty-something-year-old body, mourning an Alfred he technically just saw and receiving life advice from a passing ice cream vendor. He is finally ready to embrace the quiet life of a "rodent cosplayer" in a clean manor, only to realise that his future self was apparently very busy adopting an entire army of children who are now older than his actual soul.
Bruce was really worried about being a dad, but it turns out he is a natural. He spends his days cooking proper home-cooked meals and being incredibly supportive, and his children are responding by visiting him constantly and looking at him with such intense, watery-eyed devotion.
He must be absolutely nailing this fatherhood thing!
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Их было пятеро.