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It's 15:07:00 MST, Do You Know Where Your SecUnit Is? by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
16 Mar 2026
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Bored, lonely, and missing ART for [redacted] reasons, Murderbot joins the new PSUMNT Chatroom network. It didn't expect to make friends... But the bitter enemy is a surprise.
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There's a reason murderbots don't really have nice things. Not just because we're terrifying murderbots, but because we don't have the modules on how to take care of nice things. We fuck them up.
I fuck them up.
I am currently fucking up one of the nicest things that ever happened to me.
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Murderbot rediscovers an old favorite piece of music. In more ways than one.
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Apéritif by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Mar 2026
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"Well, I find myself distractingly single these days, maybe I'll start dating again. You wouldn't happen to be in the market for a billionaire father of… I forget, is it six or nine? I seem to have picked up some strays over the years." He winked exaggeratedly and internally steeled himself for the expected ritual of rejection.
Except it didn't come. Lois hummed thoughtfully as she reached across the table and flicked off her recorder. "I don't know, Bruce. Are you in the market for two overworked investigative reporters that sometimes disappear for weeks on end? Could you handle the Kent-Lane package deal? Since you can't seem to remember how many children you have…perhaps you might forget your partners as well…"
Bruce, who normally had iron-clad control over his face, felt his mouth drop open.
Lois grinned at him, sharp and bright. "I'm calling your bluff, Mr. Wayne. Both of us or no deal."
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Lois, Clark, and Bruce finally get their act together. Their kids have mixed reactions (mostly positive... and exasperated.)
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I Am Trapped In My Own Body by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
11 Feb 2026
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After the events of Adamantine, The Perihelion must undertake a full system reboot. It keeps trying but some small part of it clings to wakefullness, alone and scared.
Thankfully, Peri has an older sister who loves it very much.
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Words in the Wind by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II
09 Feb 2026
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Varric makes a yearly pilgrimage to a desolate place, seeking someone he knows he will not find in the ruins of a life still crumbling. Sometimes he thinks he might still be standing on that battlement, reaching for Hawke as they disappear into the sickly green of the fade.
What is mourning but a conversation with the lost?
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Stone Top Murderbot by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandom The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jan 2026
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A loosely connected collection of fics featuring my interpretation of Murderbot as an aroacespec stone top who has no interest in reciprocal sex but loves reducing ART to a wibbly puddle of metaphorical goo.
Enrichment in its enclosure.
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Rogue and Renegade by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Jun 2015
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Star Wars AU by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jan 2016
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- 616
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Songs by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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A Bead of Silver by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Aug 2013
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A slight Thilbo AU that involves Bilbo having super long awesome hair and dwarven courting braids. Told from an outside perspective.
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Crashing 'Verse by WhimsicalSesquipedalian
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Feb 2026
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19 Mar 2026
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Respectfully, I would sit on his face by GlitterCity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Jun 2022
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“You know you don’t have to do this,” Harris said as they walked from the car to the arena, Chiron prancing along in front of them.
“I’m doing it,” Troy said.
“Okay. But you don’t have to.”
“Harris. I’ll survive reading whatever weird, dirty tweets you found,” Troy argued. “You think I’ve never seen thirst tweets?”
In which the Centaurs read thirst tweets and it goes about how you'd expect.
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14 Mar 2026
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twenty stitches in a hospital room by hollidayparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Ilya was only a few strides behind Shane on the ice.
He clocked the angle before the hit even landed; Marlow coming in too hot, too fast, shoulder high. Shane turned and slowed at the wrong moment, skates clipping, balance gone.
Impact.
The sound carried oddly through the arena, duller than boards, sharper than ice. Shane went down hard, helmet skidding, body twisting. And then it all happened at once. Skates tangled. Marlow stumbled over him as he fell, too. A skate’s blade flashed too close, too sharp.
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Shane's injuries during the Boston/Montreal game are much more life-threatening than in canon. Ilya's quick thinking and bone-deep instincts are the only reason he survives.
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12 Mar 2026
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they (don't) know about us by rachelrae
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Mar 2026
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A second, then a blur. Ilya knocking over one of the kitchen island stools to engulf Shane. His shaking frame holding Shane so tight, Shane felt himself shaking back. He could only hold on back, just as tightly.
“Please.” Came the strangled voice by his left ear. “Please, tell me.”
And who was Shane to ever deny a wish of Ilya Rozanov.
“I’m signing to Ottawa. Tomorrow. If you would want to come with.”
And then Ilya was shoving him back, holding him close to his face. “Of course. I drive. Of course I come.”
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Shane, fed up with Montreal, signs to Ottawa before their relationship is revealed. While he doesn't plan on keeping that a secret for long, he asks Ilya to let him get to know the team first, before they come out. To maybe have a normal season. Meanwhile, the rest of the Centaurs are going crazy trying to figure out what is going on between their captain and Shane Hollander and why they keep showing up in the same car??Series
- Part 7 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
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do you want the house tour? by rachelrae
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Feb 2026
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“Wow, this is absolutely stunning.”
“I bet you say that to all the houses.” Ilya teased, shifting past him and moving back to his target: coffee.
Stevie’s laugh was bright, “Sometimes, yes. But that is also one of the perks of the job. Getting to see so many beautiful houses. You had this designed, yes?”
Ilya pushed the button for a flat white before he turned. “Yes. With my partner. He is much more into the whole real estate thing than I.”
At those words, as if summoned, Shane appeared at the top of the stairs, a vibrating Anya at his side.
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Ilya gets invited to film a Youtube Video for Architectural Digest for his house in Ottawa and he decides not to hide the fact that someone else also lives here in the off season. He could have warned the camera team beforehand, but that would have taken all the fun out of the reveal.Series
- Part 6 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
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12 Mar 2026