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He stands up, because Eddie does not cower from knocks at — he checks his phone — 10:52 PM, even though every true crime podcast his abuela forwards him suggests this is exactly how people end up as a Dateline episode.
He looks through the peephole.
He blinks.
He looks again.
There is a man on his porch. Which, fine, he expected a man. What he did not expect is for the man to be — and Eddie needs a second here, because he’s processing several things simultaneously and doing a poor job with all of them — approximately six foot two, broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted, visibly muscular in a way that suggests either a dedicated gym routine or a genetic lottery win or both, and completely, entirely, spectacularly naked.
Except for the potted succulent he's holding in front of his crotch.
Eddie's succulent. From Eddie's porch. The one Chris named Potricia.
Or,
The odds of the universe dropping a naked man on your doorstep are low, but never zero.Bookmarked by 81hood
27 Mar 2026
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Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri.
He’s not.
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25 Mar 2026
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"Rebecca" is a blue-eyed, curly-haired, twenty-one-year-old, third-year electrical engineering student at Oxford University.
She likes house music, spy thrillers, and going out with her friends. She doesn't mind pet names and likes compliments. But she never—not ever—sends for free.
Oscar is nervous at first, and then he makes three hundred pounds sending a seventy-year-old a picture of his big toe, and he is officially convinced.
OR: Oscar is broke, so he starts catfishing millionaires for easy money. Carlos is one of those millionaires.
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24 Mar 2026
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Then Fernando walks behind Max, fondly ruffling his blond hair as he does. Max turns and smiles at him. That smile of his that makes his eyes crinkle and his cheeks blush.
The one Charles first saw on a wet karting track when he was fourteen. The one he dreamt of for years afterwards. And evidently, the one that has George Russell almost combusting in the Italian paddock.
Charles simply shakes his head before turning away.
Or: George seems to realise that his one-sided rivalry with Max is actually a crush. Charles, who's been courting Max secretly for three years, notices. He finds it all very amusing.
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23 Mar 2026
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Oscar and Lando get dragged into doing all sorts of PR videos for Mclaren, but this might just be Oscar’s favourite yet.
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the one where oscar gets coerced into asking lando to hold his hand at various situations. for the video, of course.
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23 Mar 2026