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Ron and Terry Junior get locked in a frozen box together. Realizing the immanency of their popsicle-ness, Ron says some things.
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How to Tame (and/or Tolerate) a Florida by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
16 Sep 2023
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Gov is struggling to handle Florida. So he goes to Florida's best friend, Louisiana, for help.
This work is ABANDONED. Super sorry. I might get back to it but if anyone wants to pick it up just mention it in the comments and I'll give you the go ahead.
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Welcome to the Table - Cat Edition by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
10 Mar 2023
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DC REALLY wants a cat. Really Bad. He might've made a rule against animals in the office, but he will go INSANE if he is forced into the same room with the states without a fluffy companion by his side. And then he finds one. And then that one disappears. But it's okay, because another one appears! (Also, what is going on with his states?)
(Basically, I'm just rewriting WttT, but if DC wanted a cat and he signed a paper and he gets cat :D )
(Btw, I switched the name to "pet EDITION" bc "addition" technically isn't right :D)
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Life after a war is not a life that will ever be easy, but if you spend it with the right person it might be easier. Chuckler knows Runner is the only person who will ever love him enough to stay forever, and Runner is certain Chuckler saved him from a life he would not have enjoyed the moment they met.
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23 Feb 2026
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In which one Robert Leckie falls in love.
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23 Feb 2026
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a daggered heart by wonderbent
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Dec 2023
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Bilbo Baggins, three months after the Battle of Five Armies, is lost. He thought he would stay in Erebor and build a life here, with Thorin. He misses the comforts and familiarity of the Shire but not enough to go back. He wants to stay with the Company, his friends, but the last few weeks have made him begin to second guess if they even want him in Erebor or not. After nursing Thorin back to health, two months later and none of the Company can even look him in the eye. Especially a certain king he can't supress his feelings for. Maybe it is time for him to go home.
Mysterious gifts.
Strange behavior from all the dwarves.
One severely confused Hobbit.
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16 Feb 2026
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After the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo stays in Erebor and slowly finds a place for himself to fit in. As more dwarrow move back to the mountain and daily life resumes, Thorin has pushback from the older council members to find a Consort or his One before his coronation. He accepts every person who proposes courtship. Each suitor must complete a series of tasks to prove they are worthy and should be Thorin’s Consort. After frustration takes hold, Bilbo offers his help to the king, and they both discover something about themselves through the adventure.
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15 Feb 2026
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Triùir by IAmNotOneOfThem
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
09 Jun 2025
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There are no Sentinel or Guides among Hobbits. It is only when Bilbo joins the company of Thorin Oakenshield that he learns about their existence. As such, he does not know that it is highly unusual for Thorin's and Dwalin's Souls to seek him out so often.
Thorin and Dwalin are two Sentinels bonded to each other, waiting for their third. None of them could ever have expected that they met him one fateful evening in the Shire...Bookmarked by AChickenCollector
14 Feb 2026