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    Capellini d'Angelo by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    05 Jan 2022

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    Ezra E. Fell is new to America, the restaurant industry, and to getting positive attention -- especially from men the likes of Chef Anthony Crowley, an award-winning chef who's angling to bag his first Michelin star. Despite both being foreigners in a foreign land, can Ezra and Crowley overcome hellish hours, diabolically bad co-workers, fiendish guests, apocalyptic-feeling hurdles, and all the other rigours of typical industry life and make their relationship work?

    And should Crowley even bother aiming for the stars?

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    01 Mar 2025

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    The Hand You Reach For by

    Fandoms: New Amsterdam (TV 2018)  

    15 Dec 2023

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    They say timing is everything. So this is me playing with the Sharpwin timeline and exploring what would have happened if Georgia's pregnancy and Max's cancer happened just a few more months down the line.

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    Debt and Desperation by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    07 Apr 2023

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    When Pansy Parkinson calls in a debt Severus owes to her father, and asks him to humiliate Miss Granger, he just knows the perfect way to do that.

    The story takes place during in Hogwarts seventh year, second term (1998 January), and Hermione and Pansy are both is already 18 at the start of the story (Hermione's canon birthday is 1979. September 19, plus she aged herself with the time turner, Pansy's birthday is December 23, 1979).

    This story was written to indulge my non-consent kink. It is basically porn without plot. Please note that the characters aren’t role-playing and Hermione is not having a good time here. If this or the pairing bothers you, please don’t read.
    Disclaimer: rape, in real life is a horrible thing, and no one ever should have to experience it. It’s unforgivable and inexcusable and real rapists are disgusting and belong behind bars. This work in no way endorses that. If you would like to try a non-consent roleplay, please don’t use this fiction as an example, do it in a safe way, with a trustworthy partner and with safewords.

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    Demon and Angel Professors by

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    01 Sep 2021

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    They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.

    Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.

    Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.

     

    Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)

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    14 May 2023