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    Ilya is always flirting with new ways to inspire Shane to press him into walls. In hindsight, he really shouldn't be surprised to find this is one of them.

    He just doesn't expect to also learn something new about himself in the process.

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    Also known as, I saw a comment on tumblr that basically said 'if Ilya ever folded his clothes the way Shane did before sex, Shane would definitely lose his mind about it', and I promptly sat down and wrote this fic.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    ilya folds his clothing mid sex. Shane has opinions on this

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    Shane sat on the edge of the lounger, his eyes fixed on Ilya’s hands as he rolled. He was in total awe. Watching Ilya was like watching a master craftsman; there was a fluid sort of grace to the way his large, scarred fingers manipulated the delicate paper. The hands that spent all winter punching pucks and shoving opponents were suddenly performing a task that required the precision of a watchmaker.

    He licked the adhesive strip with a quick swipe of his tongue and sealed it, twisting the end into a neat point. 

    “Fuck” Shane nearly moaned.

    Ilya chuckled. “We have not even started moy kotenok. Be patient.”

    Ilya grabbed the lighter from the table and lit the end, the cherry glowing a bright, steady orange. He took a small, controlled puff to ensure it was burning evenly, then turned to Shane. “Okay. Do not pull like you are gasping for air. Just a soft breath. Into the mouth, then take a little fresh air with it to the lungs. Then, hold it for a second before breathing out.”

    Or: After figuring out some patterns and doing research, Shane smokes weed for the first time and thoroughly enjoys himself.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    the good high sex. has some angst in the middle, but not much, and it's quickly resolved. pancake ears

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    Some can't stand homophobia.

    Some can't stand the Voyageurs.

    And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.

    So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    everyone has beef with the montreal voyageurs

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    “We figure a lot of it is going to be old junk,” Shane admitted. “But, apparently, this is the last of Ilya’s dad’s things from the old house. So, at least there won’t be more coming after this.”

    Yuna pressed an open palm to her chest sweetly. “Aww. That must be very emotional for you, Ilya.”

    Her Russian son’s face flattened, and he sucked his teeth. “Not really. Just one more chore my brother is pawning off on me, really.”

    “Oh come on,” she tisked. “There could be all kinds of old memories and family keepsakes in there you might want!”

    “Doubt it.”

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    Some old home videos from Russia arrive, and the Hollanders get to see firsthand why Ilya doesn't like to talk about his childhood.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    ft ilya falling asleep in yuna's lap to a recording of his mothers voice

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    Whimpering, Shane looked down between their bodies. Ilya’s other hand dragged slowly down Shane’s chest, over his trembling stomach, and came to rest just below his navel. There, pressed against Ilya’s own abdomen, was a soft, distinct bulge.

    “See?” Ilya whispered, his eyes glowing with a feral light. “That’s me. Inside you.”

    He pressed down with his fingers, right on the bulge.

    Shane screamed.

    (or, first day at the cottage gets Ilya scent drunk on his omega)

    Tag to be covered: Crying Shane Hollander

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    26 Feb 2026