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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    You are asked to house-sit for your aunt for the week and jump at the chance to spend some time away from everything. Little do you know, someone has been keeping an eye on you and spots an opportunity of his own.

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    Hal puts on the mask.

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    Noun, adjective: a group of paraphilias characterized by sexual or romantic attraction to inanimate objects.

    Bolaire has never met Thjazi face to face. Bolaire was only ever Thjazi's unwilling victim. And Bolaire doesn't lie to Halandil Fang.

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    Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
    Has no one ever wondered about this?
    Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.
    OR - Bilbo has unexpected skills and Thorin finds he likes them.

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    09 Nov 2025