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    “Hey, Robbie?”

    “Hm? Oh, what’s up, Sonar?”

    Shit. What is up? The sky?? (He looks up as he walks, just to check.) He hasn’t planned this far. He turns to Malevola for help, but she unfortunately seems just as confused as him.

    “Preferably today, Sonar.”

    “Fffuck. Um. H-hey Robbie—”

    “You said that already—”

    “Are you free tonight?”

    Or: after Robert fires Coupé over Sonar, the latter invites him out for a drink. It doesn’t take long for the two to catch feelings for each other, and for them to get closer. Over the course of the following weeks, they find out just how much they have in common, and only fall deeper in love.

    But love between a recovering addict and a traumatized, depressed dispatcher isn’t as picture-perfect as in the movies, and Robert and Sonar, as well as the entire Z-Team, face trial after trial on their road to redemption. Who knows how much our imperfect heroes can take before they falter?

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    11 Dec 2025

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    26 Nov 2025

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    The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.

    They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.

    Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.

    But they did like his voice.

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    To say things couldn't go better for Spamton was the understatement of the century. Not only was he ridiculously successful at his job, his new relationship with his business partner turned romantic partner was flourishing. They were on top of the world.

    Needless to say, there are some jealous adversaries that just can't stand seeing him succeed.

    OR: The Addisons lie about Spamton. Instead of causing a fight, they accidentally end up making Tenna extremely insecure. Because of that, for better or for worse, Tenna makes himself a new form.

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    09 Oct 2025