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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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31 Jul 2025
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“Why don’t you just line them all up and kiss them one by one until you find your mate?” Hermione asked logically, “That would put them, and you, out of your misery,”
“Misery?”
“You know what I mean, Malfoy. All this waiting? Don’t you want to find out who she is?”
Malfoy looked at her, eyes locked on hers, for so long it was nearly uncomfortable and then he slowly looked away.
“What if I don’t want to?” he said quietly, “What if I want to have a bit more time to - “
She looked at him, at his handsome face. It dawned on her then.
“I see - you want to be able to fuck around? Sow some more wild oats?”
She saw the red burn in his cheeks. He looked annoyed and his eyes flashed back to hers.
“And you don’t want to run the risk of one of them being your future mate, do you? Fucking them and accidentally awakening the bond before you’re ready. All too risky. The only safe way would be a muggle born. Someone who could never be your mate.”
So that would leave you with - “
The thoughts fell into place in her mind and her mouth opened in surprise.
Hermione said the word ‘me’ at exactly the same moment that Draco breathed ‘you’.
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- English
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- 14/14
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23 Mar 2025
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There were so many differences between Hermione and Ginevra.
Like how he made sweet love to Granger and fucked Ginevra rough.
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22 Mar 2025
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"What in Merlin’s name is that?” Granger asked, furrowing her brow as she examined the gold dust on her hand.
But Draco knew. He’d been around magical plants his entire life. His mother adored gardening. He’d done exceptionally well in Herbology, easily earning an O. He’d assumed Granger would know, but she still looked confused—possibly in denial.
She’d touched it. It was on her hand. The cloud of glitter was still swirling around them, and Draco knew— they were fucked.
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- 5/5
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24 Feb 2025
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“How did you two meet?” Rolf Scamander is nice, companionable. She likes him for Luna. She doesn’t correct the implication as Draco slips his hand around her waist.
She wants to say, we’re partners. We’re friends. We’ve saved each other in a million tiny, life-altering ways.
“Oh, we’ve met in every universe.”
A love story told through the vignettes of healing over many Decembers.
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24 Dec 2024
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In which Draco is hit by an unfamiliar curse, affecting his magic. Hermione is a healer, specialising in magical degenerative diseases. Healing him demands copious amounts of research, forced proximity and red wine. Added bonus is pining, frisky feelings and a grumpy cat.
Set 15 years after the war, this fic features my favourite tropes, a medical mystery, a reasonable amount of snark, and a lot (a lot) of pure self-indulgence.
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- English
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- 95,300
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- 16/16
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07 Oct 2024
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I Won’t Kiss a Death Eater by orolin for EvergreenTuesdays
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2024
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts the war rages on.
Hermione is so very tired of fighting.
When an opportunity arises to gain information from a notorious Death Eater, she doesn't hesitate. She will do whatever it takes.
And he only wants one thing in exchange for his secrets.
Her.
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- English
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- 10,654
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06 Sep 2024
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Love, Hate, and Other Ministry Accidents by breah_chan
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2025
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A collection of One Shots from the Ministry Universe
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19 Aug 2024
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The Intriguing Case of Surplus Dracos and Grangers by sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2024
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It’s a perfectly ordinary day when the world (or, at least Draco’s dimension) is thrown into disarray.
Draco—a highly competent, skilled Auror—should have expected as much, for the most unusual days begin normally. It’s a law of Muggle physics, probably.
Alas, Draco is off his game when he and Granger are confronted with a pair of their doppelgängers from another dimension.
Nobody can blame him for failing to expect the second and third pairs.
Draco — along with three versions of himself, each worse than the last — pairs up with Granger — and three versions of herself, each as stunning and brilliant as the others — to both (1) solve the mystery of their inter-dimensional copies' sudden appearances, and (2) save the world (or four dimensions thereof).
All the while, each Draco attempts to charm his respective Granger and demonstrate his superiority over the others.
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- English
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- 27,871
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- 7/7
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02 Aug 2024
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Somehow, they are the only two still awake at one in the morning, watching a Muggle pornography film together. It’s not something she’d ever thought would happen, being this aroused while looking into Draco Malfoy’s annoyingly, admittedly captivating silver gaze.
He licks his lips, and the intensity of his scrutiny causes her nipples to tighten. It’s somehow the most erotic moment of her life, because it’s him, a concept she’ll think about later.
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- English
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- 16,334
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- 4/4
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14 Jun 2024
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"Apparently, those beasts from the other houses can't go even a month without touching themselves."
Hermione heard the voices and realized she'd forgotten to cast her usual noise-blocking spell. She lifted her wand to do just that when the words she'd just heard hit her.
Another voice spoke now. "Surely it's just the muggle-borns, right? Purebloods are taught from birth not to defile themselves with masturbation."
"Nope," the first voice resumed. "MacMillian was there, Weasley too. They both seemed to think that going a whole month without coming was some monumental task. Weaklings. Try going 18 years, mate."
Hermione was struggling not to laugh. She couldn't believe there were men at Hogwarts who were not only virgins but they'd never gotten off.
"Draco, did you really join their little competition, though?"
Hermione had to cover her mouth to stifle her gasp.
"Of course I did, Theo. I will win easily and show them all how little control they have. Unlike all the other so-called 'men' in this school, Slytherin's know how to keep it in their pants."
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- 24,036
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- 7/7
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23 Apr 2024
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To All the Wizards I’ve Loved Before by takenbytheview
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2024
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“What if—” Malfoy begins, twisting his signet ring with the forefinger and thumb of his other hand. “What if you didn’t tell him?”
“What?”
“What if we let people think we were actually together? Just for a little while. Not just the Weasel. Everybody.”
A Dramione Eighth Year adaptation of Jenny Han’s To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before.
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14 Mar 2024
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Hermione Granger has always carried an embarrassing secret: she gets turned on by learning. What happens when a tattooed Draco Malfoy shows up to Eighth Year and won't stop whispering interesting stories in her ear?
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- 14/14
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15 Oct 2023
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Hermione Granger has returned to Hogwarts to complete her eighth year with one goal: seek peace and quiet at all costs. The universe (obviously) has other plans.
An illicit murder mystery club, the castle literally crumbling around her, and a brand new magical problem to solve are only the beginning. All other avenues exhausted, Hermione finds solace in an unlikely source - Draco Malfoy. Perhaps she isn't destined for peace and quiet after all.
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- 36/36
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08 Oct 2023
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Scary Partner Privilege by Nightbloom7 for Maï Maktês (maimaktes)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Sep 2023
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Hermione and Draco are forced into an extremely reluctant partnership as Aurors. Featuring deviously clever Hermione and sarcastic cinnamon roll Draco (who is hiding a hairy, overlarge secret). Together they solve crime, get in trouble and, eventually, pine for each other such as the idiots they are.
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- 25/25
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03 Oct 2023
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Hermione and Draco are meant to be studying for their upcoming NEWTs. However, Hermione thinks she'd like to study a different subject altogether.
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Hermione and Draco fuck in the library and discover they have an onlooker.
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10 Sep 2023
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Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain.
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- 48/48
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- 5
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28 Aug 2023
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One night at a strip club, Hermione comes face to face with a Memory Charmed Draco, and an opportunity too good to pass up. What starts as revenge quickly grows into something more, and as Hermione delves deeper into the mysteries surrounding the man who can't remember who he is - the man everyone thought was dead - she might discover more than she can handle.
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- 32/32
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Bookmarked by Alsd1101
11 May 2023
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Hermione is fucked.
Well-fucked and well, fucked.
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- English
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- 5/6
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15 Apr 2023
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“You’ll have noticed Malfoy and I do everything together. You might be wondering why. No? Well, I’ll tell you anyways. It’s because we’re the same. He and I—we’re like the same person. People say we’re like brothers but I think that’s wrong. We’re like twins.” Theo pressed her firmly up against the wall. “There’s only one difference between us—“ he smirked, “and that’s the fact that my cock is bigger than his—“
She heard Malfoy scoff indignantly.
Theo hitched her leg up over his hip. “so I’m sure he’s stretched you for me—but take a deep breath sweetheart—“ He angled himself up against her and thrust into her as she moaned. “and I’ll show you how it’s really done.”
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- Part 1 of Convergence