12 Bookmarks by Apathygrrl
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The Hounds of Love by AppleTeeth, CuriosityRocks, self_induljennt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Nov 2025
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Following his return to a life of piracy, Stede is desperate to get back to Ed - so much so, he's willing to use magic offered by a dodgy man in a fetching outfit. The spell whisks him back to the Revenge, but things are odd - not least, everyone seems to want to pet him.
Can he get back with Ed when he's an adorable corgi, or will Ed use the crew's new companion as a means to finally get them to mutiny?
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- English
- Words:
- 28,393
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 142
- Kudos:
- 125
- Bookmarks:
- 24
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01 Dec 2025
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Stede draws his attention back to the head massage, alternating pressure from the kind of bruising that’s enough to knead a migraine away, to gentle, delicate strokes through his hair. He grows almost meditative with it, forcing his eyes away from Ed’s face and simply enjoying the feeling of body heat and cool, damp-silk hair against his palms. Truthfully, he could do this for hours, rather than the usual three-to-five minutes that’s usually afforded to customers when they…
When…
It’s been longer than three-to-five minutes.
A quick glance at the clock reveals it’s been far, far longer than three-to-five minutes.
Stede doesn’t mind, obviously. And Ed doesn’t seem to be about to question it. But the snide little Lucius-like voice in the back of his mind points out that almost twenty fucking minutes is maybe a bit of an overkill.
Stede yanks his hands away from Ed’s hair like it’s covered in bleach.
“Okey-doke!” Stede manages, voice shrill and a little strangled.
From across the salon, the real Lucius snorts.
(OR: Stede's a hair stylist. Ed shows up for an appointment. And shows up. And shows up. And shows up...)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 106,257
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 2,170
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30 Jul 2024
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No Hidden Catch, No Strings Attached by Dracothelizard for Apathygrrl
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Jan 2024
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“The right words are hard,” Ed agrees, nodding as he swings his arms by his side awkwardly. “Big fan of action instead.”
“Exactly!” Jim exclaims. “You get it!” They blink a few times as they look at Ed, clearly surprised to have this moment of connection. They clear their throat and look at Stede. “So, I was thinking about how to thank you, and I discussed it with Oluwande and Archie, and we agreed that it’d be nice if I fucked you with one of my dildos.”
Stede stares at them, sure he’s misheard. “What?” he croaks.
Stede has brought back a letter about the Siete Gallos from the cursed ship instead of the suit, and Jim wants to show him their appreciation for his growth as a captain.
By fucking him.
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- English
- Words:
- 11,853
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 37
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- 102
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- 12
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Bookmarked by Apathygrrl
14 Jan 2024
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I don't know why I wrote this. I don't expect anyone to read it except for the person who wrote the original fic. This is a fanfic of another fanfic where Stede is kidnapped and brainwashed into being a sex slave and then Ed happens upon him. This universe has been living rent free in my mind since I read it and I had a few ideas for other scenes that could happen. This is canon compliant (canon to the fic) up until the second last chapter and then diverges from there. You really need to have read the other fic to understand this so I'm really narrowing my readership pool here but never mind. These scenes wouldn't leave my mind alone and I'm gonna make it AO3's problem
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17 Nov 2023
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When Ed gets stuck behind the same slow driver for a long stretch of his road trip through the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing. When he finds himself at the same rest stop as the offending driver, it's quite another.
This Stede guy is a bit of a lunatic. But when Ed crosses paths with him again several days later, this time stranded on the side of the highway and in need of some assistance, Ed winds up on a slightly different road trip than the one he'd planned to take—with a man he absolutely doesn't plan to fall in love with.
Clearly, plans change.
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- Part 1 of We Belong Awake
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 352,593
- Chapters:
- 43/43
- Collections:
- 1
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- 3,007
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Bookmarked by Apathygrrl
13 Jun 2023
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 490,221
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 152
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02 Nov 2022
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11 Sep 2020
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The Light Gets In by firecat
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
04 Aug 2020
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Loki wants to get fucked. Loki has a problem with getting fucked, and it’s bigger than he thought it was. It’s up to Lucifer and Maze to deal with what happens.
Chapter 1 is from Maze's point of view. Chapter 2 is from Loki's.
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- Part 10 of Maze's Mischief, Lucifer's Crucible
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24 Jul 2020
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I Want You by orphan_account
Fandoms: Fruits Basket, Fruits Basket - Takaya Natsuki (Manga), Fruits Basket (Anime 2019)
27 Jun 2020
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"So, if you can sleep with someone you're not in love with...why won't you sleep with me?"
Or: Tohru gets jealous and wants Kyo to make it right.
More smutty, lemony stuff, since y'all liked my last one.
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10 Jul 2020
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Xelloss proposes an interesting arrangement with Lina and Zelgadis. However, whenever the Mazoku is involved, things quickly become much more complicated than they should be. Xelloss/Lina/Zelgadis. Post-series. Lemons.
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17 Jun 2020
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Integra is nervous about the evening ahead, so Alucard decides to help ease his master's worries... if he can get her to play along.
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14 May 2020
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Fitz/Skye and Fitz/Simmons set in and after AoS 2x11, warning (reasonably graphic) smut and spoilers for AoS 2x12 in the second chapter. Contains themes/AU scenes from 2x22.
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15 Jul 2015