AshInBloom
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On a pastoral farming planet recently rescued from the Terran Accord by the Affini Compact, Jonathia Cranifolia, Sixth Bloom, enjoys a day out at a traditional farmers market while her floret spends the day ruminating on his past actions and his new future in the Affini Compact.
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Born to Run, Bound to Heel by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
09 Mar 2026
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Cory Kàfkore is a runner. He’s been running all his life. Running away from bullies, away from home, away from responsibility, even away from himself. So what does Cory do when the Affini arrive on his doorstep? He does what he does best: he runs.
But nobody can outrun their fate.
And Cory was always bound to get caught.
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- Part 20 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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You're a genius, or... At least you were before the Affini Compact arrived. You were a lauded professor on the cutting edge of astrophysics. You were about to solve every mystery of the universe. You were the highest-ranked chess grand master. You earned every achievement and every title. But now, you're earning a new title: loser.
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Two florets are on a very important mission: saving the world from
their girlfrienda giant monster! And what better partner could a pilot ortet ask for than her very own ramet mech? A story told in two perspectives: both instruments ofplaywar, one a figurative weapon, the other literal. -
Warhound Domestication Guide by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, hdg - Fandom, Human Domestication Guide
22 Feb 2026
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hound is the best mech pilot that Talonhawk Mercenary Company has to offer. hound knows why hound fights. hound doesn't fight for fame or glory or money. hound fights for Handler. hound is Handler's loyal hound of war. hound doesn't always know what hound should do, but hound is so thankful that Handler is always there to help hound know.
Set in The Human Domestication Guide Universe, 18+ only.
https://humandomestication.guide/Inspired by Warhound and Dog of War.
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- Part 12 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Precious Little Treasure Anthology by AshInBloom
Fandom Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
08 Aug 2024
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AKA: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Affini Oshi A Guide to Being Gently Acquired by Your Favorite Streamer
by night she is Kiri Foxglove is a poor nobody vtuber that has maybe five viewers to her streams, and by day she is Kira a dirt poor overworked and stressed out Terran grocery store clerk. Can our intrepid streamer navigate the changing landscape of an alien invasion? no no she never stood a chance c:
This story was co-written by EvieEvolt my darling partner and someone very dear to me~
CW: this story has a pretty explicit suicide attempt fairly early on do be careful darlings <3
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- Part 2 of Offline, Off Vine
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13 Jan 2026
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A cyberpunk brothel disciplines recalcitrant working girls by repurposing them as human urinals.
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18 Apr 2025
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Life sucks out on the Terran frontiers, but it pretty much sucks for everyone. Caitlyn works for a resource strip-mining company as a geologist and resource scout, driving long hours for days at a time to investigate blips on the resource scanners. It's a boring and thankless job but it pays the medical bills.
Up until the engine starts overheating on the company buggy and she comes to a slow stop out in the middle of fucking nowhere. Well, at least she's on the other side of the Koprulu Sector from that whole big Zerg mess, right?
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08 Apr 2025
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Germination by Houp_kom_slakgedakru
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
01 Jan 2026
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One womans capture at the hands of the Affini sparks a journey of self-discovery that leads her to realize that her capture might be the best thing that's ever happened to her.
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- Part 1 of The Affini compact
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07 Nov 2024
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Accident on Aisle Six; or, A Normal Grocery Run Where No Regression Occurs by Mindcrank
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
19 Aug 2024
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Madison has a secret she's been hiding. She also needs to get groceries.
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19 Aug 2024