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Draco runs into an extremely drunk Hermione and decides to stick around for the show.
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The Heir: A Wicked Audio Experience by ohthedrarry (morosefloweret)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2025
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Hermione Granger has spent the better part of a year living for the days when The Heir uploads a new audio on the audio erotica app Wicked. As a woman in her early thirties chasing down a Quidditch player to sign divorce papers, she thinks she deserves to do something for herself. And erotic audio from a man who knows what he’s doing is a perfectly acceptable form of self-care that only costs ten galleons a month. All things considered, her life couldn’t get worse.
Draco Malfoy fears the day anyone discovers his secret: while he spends his days in his Auror uniform and helps chase down nefarious criminals, he then spends his evenings recording all the nefarious things he’d do to a particular witch if he got the chance. It started as a way to cope with how he felt every time he saw her and remembered the oaf she married. The success and subsequent compulsion to continue are happy consequences, not the justification he gives himself every night before bed.
When news of Hermione’s divorce is leaked to the press, the line between their respective guilty pleasures and reality quickly begins to blur. What will happen when Draco runs too hot, and Hermione starts to wonder what it might be like to burn?
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07 Oct 2025
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Hermione goes to inspect the enchantments surrounding their camp when a blue light catches her eye. She follows it, curious to know what the Patronus say’s, and walks blindly into a trap.
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04 Oct 2025
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“I was afraid back then,” says Draco, “of how much I loved you. I was broken. It wasn't the right time.”
“And now is? How old are you?”
“Forty-one.”
Draco uses an illegal Time-Turner, returning to the night before Hermione and Ron's wedding.
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22 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy has a crush on Hermione Granger and wants to ask her out. It should have been as simple as that.
But then Gregory Goyle had to get involved.
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A socmed story told entirely in text messages
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17 Sep 2025