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“I can’t wait for Ilya to get here. He always makes the pain go away,” he said, wiggling his brows suggestively and letting out a childish giggle.
Hayden raised his brows and clamped his mouth shut. If he had any words, they got stuck in his throat. Maybe he had misspoken, he tried to rationalize with himself. Maybe he was so hopped up on drugs that he was getting words confused.
Wait. Ilya? He couldn’t mean… no way. There’s absolutely no way. Hell to the fuck no.
“Oops,” Shane covered his mouth with the hand of his uninjured arm. “I shouldn’t have said that. He won’t like that.”
He paused for a second, lowering his hand, smiling innocently, and said something that Hayden would literally never be able to unhear.“Maybe he’ll bend me over and spank me for being a bad boy,” he said with a giggle.
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OR: Shane Hollander gets injured by a bad check to the boards and asks Hayden to contact someone who Hayden thinks is Boston Lily.Only, Shane gets a little too honest while on pain meds and Hayden finds out Lily is in fact not a she but Ilya Rozanov.
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Ilya has an all-too-real nightmare about his mother and must deal with the ever-present grief he tries to push down.
Shane is there to remind him he is loved and that he isn't alone.
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i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya
Rose: ???
Shane: Trust me
Shane: Just get it
Rose: Why?
Shane: You are probably cursed.
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Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.
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23 Mar 2026
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The Distance Between Us by Bruja_oscura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Mar 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has spent ten years circling Shane Hollander. Ten years of hotel rooms and secret phone calls. Ten years of pretending he doesn't feel it, doesn't need it, doesn't wake up reaching for someone who's already gone. Ten years convincing himself he's not good enough. That he's not worth it.
Then a plane needs to make an emergency landing near Montreal, and Yuna Hollander is on it.
So when Shane calls him from a bathroom floor, unable to breathe, Ilya stops pretending.
After five hundred miles of frozen highway, three and a half hours of driving like a man possessed, a hospital waiting room full of people who have every reason to hate him, and a boy who looks at him like he's something worth keeping, Ilya may have learned a thing or two about what it means to be loved—and to let himself love freely.
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19 Mar 2026
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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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15 Mar 2026
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“Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”
“Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.
“We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”
Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.
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09 Mar 2026
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Our Captain, Their Problem by Bruja_oscura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Dec 2025
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Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.
It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.
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28 Feb 2026