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Ed has a problem.
Stede would tell him it’s a non-issue, that he doesn’t mind, but, fuck, it’s so fucking humiliating. Ed’s only 50. He’s still a spring chicken. (And that’s a Stede-originated thought, too.)
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08 Mar 2026
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Stede Bonnet is on a mission - prove himself useful and avoid getting fired and cut off from his family wealth. All he has to do is convince a crew employed by his father’s company that their woodland construction site is not being terrorised by a supernatural entity.
What could possibly go wrong? It’s not like Stede believes in ghosts or demons or curses, so he has nothing to fear.
However, seeing is believing, just as they say. As it turns out, there's merit to the crew's panicked reports, and Stede is about to learn that fear will be the last thing on his mind when he discovers the nature of what's really lurking in the woods.
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26 Feb 2026
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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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26 Jan 2026
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WAS (Wet Ass Squssy) by CartoonMayor, ghostalservice, mossgroves
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jan 2024
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13 Jan 2026
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Wave Hello to the Void by eefaevie, mxmollusca, zacharybosch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Dec 2023
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Stede Bonnet is a former professor of folklore and aspiring YouTube personality trying to find the Mothman.
Edward Teach is an ex-astronomer just trying to find a way out of small-town West Virginia.
Little do they know that what they actually find will change them both forever.
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04 Jan 2026