Azirophile



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  1. Rec 39

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    Az Fell is a well-respected, traditional secondary school teacher, leading a pleasant if lonely life as a bachelor. But when he and new teacher Mr Crowley team up to lead the school’s first Gay Straight Alliance he has to learn about the queer community, and fast. A chance meeting with a mysterious stranger seems to provide the answer – a gaycation! A magical-sounding trip in which straight men can ‘try on’ the gay lifestyle if only for a few days before returning to their straight, normal lives. Over summer holidays, these two totally straight friends embark on a journey from England to Ibiza; a journey of adventure, curiosity, and maybe… something more?

    This is part three in a series of ‘yep definitely not gay, nothing to see here’ type stories inspired first by my love of Not A Mounted Dildo But a Fuck Machine

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Crowley finally works up the courage to attend a kink night at one of the sex clubs in the city. He's open to just about anything happening, and he's cautiously optimistic that he might find someone to hook up with or who might possibly indulge him in one of his deepest curiosities: impact play.

    Almost immediately his eye is drawn to a far corner where there sits a wooden, partially padded St Andrew’s Cross and the man standing next to it. Crowley doesn’t consciously choose that corner as his first destination, but he’s heading there in any case, the feeling of eyes, both curious and appraising, landing on him from all angles as he goes.

    When he comes to a stop in front of the X frame, he dips his chin in greeting, trying to think of something to say that isn’t completely idiotic or worse—

    — but the man, looking up at him with a serene sort of expression, beats Crowley to it.

    “Good evening, my dear,” he says, smiling in a way that touches the edges of Crowley’s fluttering heart, sweet but not too sweet. “I’m Aziraphale; I’ve not seen you here before, I don’t think. May I shake your hand?”

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    31 Dec 2025

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    Crowley lost his sight at twenty-nine. He lost his boyfriend, his career, his will to live. Eighteen months later, he's barely surviving – counting hours until he can drink himself to sleep.

    His neighbour Muriel thinks they're friends. They're wrong. But somehow, they've convinced him to attend a party thrown by the new downstairs neighbour, Aziraphale.
    Reluctantly, he goes. And then he hears a voice that makes him want to be alive again.

    Which is terrifying. Wanting something means risking everything. And Crowley has already lost too much.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Crowley became famous on Youtube without meaning to. For reasons still wildly incomprehensible to him, he’s now got nearly a million viewers tuning in every week to listen to his weirdest thoughts and wildest stories.

    One day, his friend Anathema asks him to participate in one of her videos.

    One of the other participants barges into the rented studio space, late to the shoot, so nervous it’s adorable, and immediately steals Crowley’s breath away.

    (Yes, you guessed it, it’s Aziraphale.)

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    11 Dec 2025

  5. Rec 43

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    Doctor Aziraphale Fell is even more content, and daresay beyond happy now that Crowley is in his life. Crowley's life has also changed for the better since that fateful day in a local coffee shop. Now that they have declared their love, Crowley is ready to take the next step and move in with Aziraphale.

    Will living together make things even better, or add new stress to their lives? Their relationship continues to evolve as they settle into this new life.

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    10 Dec 2025