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Porsche Gets Hurt & I Make Everyone Care About Him by unprettybarbie
Fandom รักโคตรร้ายสุดท้ายโคตรรัก | KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
03 Jul 2022
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Porsche: I’ve learned some very valuable lessons from all of this.
Kinn: I’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you should’ve learned.
Porsche: Death isn’t real and I’m basically God.
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r/Soulmates
posted by u/cherrytalks • 9 hours agoI (M30) am in a Kpop group with thirteen men. These twelve men have accidentally got us into a scandal by spending WAY too much time on the r/Soulmate subreddit and now our company wants us to come in for a meeting at 7am. I’m not asking for advice, I’m simply asking for prayers.
(aka; canon compliant universe where soulmates are a thing and hoshi makes it his mission to get his members to start using reddit. it works. it also backfires.)
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10 Mar 2026
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One Idiot, One Lizard, and One Very Tired Bodyguard by dancealittlemore
Fandoms: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
26 Feb 2026
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Sequel to my story "Three Idiots and a Spider." This will probably make more sense if you read that one first, but you can read this as a stand-alone story as well.
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- Part 2 of Three Idiots
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09 Mar 2026
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Hot Singles in Your Area (please don’t report spam) by watermelon_suga_hi
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
27 Feb 2026
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Eight idiots. One group chat. Zero emotional stability.
Felix didn’t expect it to happen like this. Lonely and looking for friends, he decided to do what any other reasonable person would do: add random phone numbers and stick them on a group chat…what could possibly go wrong?
Formed through collective stupidity, held together by memes, oversharing, and emotional damage, the group chat - once a joke - turns into so much more. At its core, it’s chaos, teasing and the absolute refusal to let anyone feel unloved.
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jisung!: omg wait…….
jisung!: i just realized….
jisung!: did only extroverts reply to my sign????Seungminnie: Did you really think introverts would message a random number they saw on a handmade paper sign pasted to the wall of a Korean bakery in a side alley in New York City?
jisung!: …yes???
Seungminnie: You are a Moron.
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Or, Jisung moves to NYC, realizes making friends is hard, and decides the best solution is to solicit friendship via a handmade paper sign taped to the window of a Korean Bakery. Chaos ensues.
(A SKZ Chatfic featuring a whole lot of things that make me laugh and will hopefully make you laugh too! And also maybe a modicum of plot, who knows.)