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Diary of a Tired Afro-Latina who Decided to Date 14 Fuckass Skeletons at the Same Damn Time by BiblicalBeasts, sagemelons
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)
18 Dec 2025
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When you agreed to move in with your datemates, you didn't think shit would be so damn chaotic. They argue over the dumbest shit and somehow manage to drag you into it?? Honestly, if the sex wasn't so good, you would've run for the hills already.
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You honestly can't remember when you had officially moved into the lodge to be with your datemate. It started as leaving things in his room under the (flimsy) excuse of having stuff for the next time you have an impromptu sleepover—but it was a not-so-subtle takeover.
The others didn't mind it either and were gracious enough to provide you with your own room for when everyone's shenanigans prove to be too much for you, but little did they know that they practically invited the devil herself into their home, because you're the queen of starting some bullshit or doing things for the bit.
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**Rewrites in the works! Rewritten up to: Ch 4 for syntax, plot hole fixes, and general foreshadowing and writing quality.**
You're just an ordinary college student...with terrible secrets that could be life-threatening...the least of which is that you're a masochist...but when you find solace in a house of skeleton monsters, your secrets aren't safe for long. How long until the truth comes out? How long until you snap? Or they do?
Your skeletons aren't in your closet anymore...they're all over the house!
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After everything you've been through, all the pain and the suffering, all the secrets you've spilled...you still have trouble trusting yourself.
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Part One: A Soul to Save (Ch. 1-30)
Part Two: Forget-Me-Not (Ch. 31-45)
Part Three: Time is Running Out (Ch. 46-74)
Part Four: Before It's Too Late (Ch. 75-???)
Reader perspective, the "Reader" character is female.
Changed username for reasons. Still me, still the same story.
Inspired by "Six Skeletons and a Maid" by RaccoonSinQueenExplicit chapters marked with * or ** depending on severity, and TW are in the notes!
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- Part 1 of Skeletons in Your Closet
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03 Mar 2020
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A Lesson on Female Anatomy and Breeding by Cerys_Delaney
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
04 Dec 2016
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Gaster gives lessons on breeding by using human volunteers for his demonstrations.
Many of his students believe this is just an excuse to create his own league of hybrids.
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They would be right.
But no one's complaining about the class.Series
- Part 1 of Undertail University
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12 May 2020
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You've never had sex with a monster, and you want to know what it's like.
Your best friend, Sans, has never had sex at all.
You don't have to be a mathematician to put two and two together.
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18 Apr 2020
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Tiffany Loves was nice and pretty, looking for a place to rent a room while attending college to be an artist. She finds herself staying at a mansion with eight skeletons and becoming friends with all them. In fact thanks to soul bonds she has become a lot closer then friends to them…
This story though is a lot less about her and more about a certain assistant, the student majoring in engineer at the same college and assisting Sans in fixing his machine. His also nice as far as he knows, not bad looking, but never the focus of much attention. The stand-by friend for skeletons when Tiffany was too busy. He was ok with it because one specific skeleton appeared to like him a lot and he liked them very much as well.
But then he finds out he was second fiddle even with that one skeleton compared to Tiffany. He leaves the assistant job swearing to have nothing to do with skeletons. Something goes horribly wrong with the machine though and nothing is going to be the same again. A little twist on the typical reverse-harem story.
Update- So Sammi Bold did a podfic of my fic and put it on youtube. Put details on the last chapter of this fic if anyone wants to listen.
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- Part 1 of Going with the Punches
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17 Apr 2020
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You were never anything special.. Well you could create perplexing and staggering worlds in your head, writing them onto paper and taking the breath away from those who may read your work. You always went to tell tales to kids at the libraries you occasionally volunteer to read at or entertain the elderly at nursing homes by sharing your adventurous worlds with them. Your.. friend.. Payton offered to let you stay with her and her.. friends? boyfriends? while in college when you were looking for a place to live.. She said you could if you paid a small amount of rent and made her a character in your oncoming book.. (you're just gonna kill her off in chapter 10 or something) And that's how you ended up staying with a bitch and a couple of monster skeletons who were head over heels for her but assholes to you.
SLOWLY REWRITING CHAPTERS - CHAPTER(S) REWRITTEN SO FAR: 1
this book is inspired by the book The Understudy by Fizzleup .. but like nothing like it.. it just made me wanna write
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17 Apr 2020