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“What I want is a proper fucking." He licked his lips as he began to unlace his britches. "And this will go a lot easier for you if you just give me what I want."
Her lips curled into a snarl. For a moment, it seemed likely that she would try to hit him and make a run for it. He braced himself, prepared for the thrill of the chase... Then she softened. She lowered her face, demure. She looked up at him, peering out from under her thick lashes. When she spoke, her voice was light and girlish. “You’re right.”
“Oh. Uh…” Apparently this was going to be easier than he thought. “I am?”
“Of course!” There was something forced and unnatural about her smile, but the overall effect was still quite pretty. “It’s plain to see that you’re far more clever than I. Not to mention bigger and stronger! I’m simply powerless to resist you." She brought her hands up to rest against his chest, tracing little patterns into the rough fabric of his shirt. Gazing right into his eyes, she spoke clearly and deliberately. “I’m going to give you what you deserve.”
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[the butcher picked the wrong person to try pressuring into sex]
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Emma continued to murmur reassurances as she stretched her arms further and further. Then the only sound was Paul’s hissing breath, a sharp intake of air as he was completely caught off guard by her nails against his scalp. Closing a fist on either side of his skull, she tugged firmly on his hair until his upper body was lifted a few inches up off the bed. His eyes rolled back in his head as his back arched. Once she had settled into a position that was comfortable for her, she leaned back a bit with one final pull. Paul felt like he was being impaled on her dick.
“I know exactly what you need.” Emma’s voice somehow sounded both inviting and foreboding. A promise and a threat. “You need me to put a baby in you.”
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He blinked underneath his makeshift blindfold, struggling to figure out what the hell was happening… Cold, that was the first thing his brain latched onto. Exquisite, piercing, so-much-it’s-almost-painful cold. Something was being held up against him, teasing at his entrance, and it was just as cold as the ice cubes had been. But it was too big to be an ice cube? And it was the wrong shape, there was kind of a pointed end…?
The answer came to him suddenly, and Paul’s jaw dropped. “Ted Spankoffski. Did you put one of my vibrators in the freezer?”
“That was the idea. Innovation that excites, amirite?”
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[this fic is 50% paul (me) griping about how the summer heat is a tough time for sensory issues, then 50% ted getting creative with some sexy distractions to help paul feel better.]
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"Is that okay if I’m…? I mean, I don’t wanna grind on your face too hard.”
“Fucking go for it.” Ted insisted. “I really like your hands in my hair too, just grab me and put me where you want me. Like Ratatouille, except puppeteering me to get yourself off.”
“Okay, Pixar references are never allowed in this context.”
“But I’ve got a Woody right here, babe." Then Ted had the audacity to wink.
[ted goes down on paul for the first time. good discussions, silly jokes, and multiple orgasms!]
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Squirmy. That was the best word for it, she decided. He was such a squirmy little mess, twitching and gasping and shuddering uncontrollably. He had zero control over his reactions. She had complete control over him.
[paul's body experiences sex differently now that he's increased his SSRI dosage, and emma is having a great time exploring the new ways they can have fun together.]
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Because sometimes you need to write the fic you wish to see in the world :) Here's Ted and Paul discovering that they're unexpectedly compatible. Themed around the different flavors that accompany each of their encounters. I love these two little idiots.
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- I am fully projecting my personality onto my comfort character, so Paul is bi and trans and autistic and a bratty little sub.
- People like Ted who are jerks in certain settings are actually sappy soft sweethearts when they are around The Right Person and you can't convince me otherwise.
- Paul has stumbled into the service top of his dreams. Shit's gonna get kinky.This initial series will be eight parts total, then this version of the pairing will also continue to have one-shot escapades. No upload schedule other than the fact that the joy of writing this is distracting me from my real world responsibilities so I should probably focus on those... But this is just so fun!
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