BlackbeardsHeartbreak
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A typical night at Jackie’s turns into an epic romantic adventure when the younger man with the golden curls asks Ed to run away with him.
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A story inspired by the following lyrics from Bob Seger's Roll Me Away.
Met a girl and we had a few drinks / And I told her what I'd decided to do
She looked out the window a long, long moment / Then she looked into my eyes
She didn't have to say a thing / I knew what she was thinkin'We never even said a word / We just walked out and got on that bike
And we rolled / And we rolled clean out of sightWe rolled across the high plains / Deep into the mountains
Felt so good to me / Finally, feelin' free(If you're familiar with the song, don't worry! Ed and Stede last much longer than that road-mance)
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- Part 1 of Runaways
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Didn't Apologize for Jack Shit by BlackbeardsHeartbreak
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Ed was going to stab Lucius the next time the Revenge paid a visit.
Not really, not Real Lucius.
Like a cute little Sketch Lucius that moves when you flip the pages fast. A cute little Sketch Ed was going to stab him in his fucking face.
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.Expect misunderstandings, jealousy, reading of private journals, ye olde dick pics, hilarious tattoo pranks, and truly shocking revelations as our boys Talk it Through.
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wanted to hear your voice one more time by BlackbeardsHeartbreak
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Oct 2025
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Someone left Ed a voicemail while he was in the shower.
Whumptober 2025 Day 9
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Two lonely kittens meet and become an inseparable pair when they are rescued by Fang and friends.
(CW: Animal death implied - Lucius and Pete know Kitten!Ed’s Mama cat isn’t coming back and Kitten!Stede was rescued so young that he doesn’t remember his Mama cat. No further description or details.)
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THIS FIC ON PAUSE until I get much further writing it - if you like this chapter PLEASE SUBSCRIBE
“Fuck’d you come from?” he asked. “Fuck, sorry, shit, shit! Ignore that.” Ed looked around wildly. “Do you have any grown-ups with you?”
The girl stared at him, her large brown eyes magnified by her purple-framed glasses. She had a mop of black curly hair that was only just longer than chin length, half up with a ball of curls at the back of her head. She was wearing a purple sweater that matched her glasses and her fingernails, though they had teal sparkles on top of the purple. She was wearing rings on most of her fingers, large fake jewels and one shiny silver plastic skull.
“Are you me from the future?” the child asked.
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Ed meets a runaway child.
Then he meets her dad.
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Follows the adventures of 25-year-old Stede and 37-year-old Ed as they run away together on the night they meet.
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@stede1717: I just met my future husband. He doesn’t know I exist but that’s just a technicality.
Ed and Stede both tweet about the cute guy from the coffee shop. Luckily, they're tweeting about each other.
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Our Flag Means Undeath by CartoonMayor
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 May 2022
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A What We Do in the Shadows AU.
In which Stede is kind of Nandor, Ed is kind of Guillermo, and Buttons is definitely Colin Robinson.