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A Time and a Place by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Nov 2024
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Crowley touched himself a lot. A lot. Like, a ridiculous amount. He spent most of the 16th Century jerking off. Even now, in the 21st, his hand often traveled down his torso before he even had a chance to blink his eyes open in the morning.
Time and place. Very important concept. His bed, his bathtub, Hell, his car; they were all perfectly acceptable.
But Aziraphale’s bookshop? Not the place.
With Aziraphale perusing shelves in the back? Not the time.
Yet, there Crowley was, locked in the back office, leaning against the door, furiously stroking his own cock.
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01 Apr 2025
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Many Different Ways to Eat an Oyster by ineffabildaddy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
04 Dec 2023
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"You'll never guess what people have been saying about oysters..." Aziraphale's speech was muffled as his mouth was full.
Crowley cocked his head to the side and raised an eyebrow. He suspected that he knew where this was going, but he wanted to play it off as if he didn't for as long as inhumanly possible. He waved his hand in a gesture of encouragement. "Go on."
"You see, they say that oysters are..." The angel lowered his voice and inhaled. "... an aphrodisiac."
Rome, 41AD: Aziraphale successfully "tempts" Crowley to go for dinner and try oysters with him. Crowley confesses during dinner that he's never hooked up with anyone before, and Aziraphale sets about putting this to rights immediately.
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09 Dec 2023