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    “We have a D rank dungeon scheduled for today at 2pm–”

    “Wait… is this Sung Jinwoo?”

    Jinwoo flushed. His trainer was still sitting next to him, listening in. “It is. Can I add your name to–”

    “Are you working for the KHA now? I thought you died!”

    “I’ve only been gone for two weeks,” Jinwoo said, his voice flat.

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    Jinwoo is hired as a Monitor for the Hunter's Association while he's still an E rank.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery

    rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??

    blywood: what the actual kriff??

    Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT

    blywood: Why is this a government holosite????

    blywood: Hello????????

    SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN

    SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS

     

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    Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)

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    16 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    A batch of 8 year old CC cadets are on a wilderness survival excursion and have hacked a holonet connection into their GPS. They start calling Jedi.

    Features: Teen boy Engineering, Getting Flashbanged by the comm display, Brotherly Antagonism, Quinlan Vos pretending to be a Jedi-Themed Phone Sex Operator, and Former Padawan Ferus Olin’s Depression Nest.

    It might just save the galaxy.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Denki knows full well that there’s never really been a question needed as to whether the mer exist. They ‘exist’ to humanity these days in the same way the true fae and titans do: in fossils and relics, and stories from an age when magic held the world carefully in its palms and instilled new wonders with every gentle whisper.

    It’s not like magic is gone— far from it. But the creatures that breathed magic, bled it, held together by miracles and timelessness and enigma… well, they’re another story.

    Which is why he’s having a hard time comprehending the visual feed from his sea rover.

    (Or: Kaminari Denki saves a siren and ends up in over his head.)

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Yes Again: I don’t like this, Fives.

    A Five Is Speaking: Relax, it’ll be fine.

    A Five Is Speaking: What’s the worst that could happen?

    In one universe, a squad of rookies get assigned to a listening post in the middle of nowhere, get caught in the crossfire of a major enemy incursion, and only two make it out alive to fight another day... for a while.

    This is not that universe. In this universe a squad of rookies get assigned to a listening post in the middle of nowhere, decide to take on some radical and perhaps ill-advised challenges, try to take the hologaming industry by storm, find a mad scientist lab in the basement, and then, unbelievably, everything goes even further off the rails.

    All O'Niner knows is, he's not paid enough to deal with any of this.

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    02 Mar 2026